Stay safe, Jo.

They interview these fascist mouthpieces in a calm, rational manner, and don't challenge when they say insane horseshit. They're the real enemy.

Okay, amazing technology. Stop taking our jobs with a 98% accuracy rate and just keep doing this silly shit.

Me and my hoppy friends are no stranger to the pungent joys of Bell's Two Hearted Ale.

everything is terrible so here’s mamdani and obama laughing and reading to kids to soothe your soul

But the Champagne of Bottled Beer!

I was at a Ramones show (Marky, not Tommy) in the pogo pile when Joey exhorted us to "Beat on the Brat" so I guess I can't complain.

Negotiating with oneself how much to pay oneself is the Art of the Deal done to perfection.

Negotiating with oneself how much to pay oneself is the Art of the Deal done to perfection.

She's an actor, which means that in those movies she was only pretending to be likable.

Need some more information. "Honoring the Trump White House" for what?

From now on I'm calling it Schrödinger's Strait. Is it open? Is it closed?

"I've really got no skin in the game, but I brought my righteous merch!"

Today is National Exercise Day so here’s a list of my ten favourite exercises…

1. Jogging my memory
2. Skipping a workout
3. Surfing the net
4. Jumping to conclusions
5. Skating on thin ice
6. Pushing my luck
7. Running my mouth
8. Kicking up a fuss
9. Catching forty winks
10. Throwing in the towel

The worst possible tactic you can use when negotiating a deal with a regime like Iran is to dunk on them in public during negotiations. Any knowledgeable seasoned diplomat knows this. But we have Mr. Art of the Deal who needs to feed his cult and the markets a steady diet of BS.

Wall-E Fat People YouTube video by Izzy

youtu.be/5kngspqvHa0?...

Was pedophilia the last straw?

"Please fasten your seatbelts and return your seat to its upright and locked position ..."

Over a month of bombings, lives lost, global economy disrupted, billions in taxpayer dollars gone, alliances weakened, depleted stockpiles, for this …

And they're all flashing those perfect, white Hollywood teeth.

Apparently keyboardist David Paich was watching some Africa documentary and wrote the lyrics. He's never been to Tanzania. I have. It's impossible to see Kilimanjaro from Serengeti NP. Distance, curve of the Earth, you know.

Or stopped at a roadside supper club to order up a "Wisconsin Old Fashioned" before eating the walleye special?

Lurid, over-the-top, fetishist descriptions of ordinary human body parts is a lost art.

Apparently, not yet so stupid as to not read a quarterly earnings report.

Again, the subtle metaphor of classic architecture is irresistable.

You don't look a day over 38.

At this point I'd accept the description, "Hot garbage".

[Se7en]

BRAD PITT: what's in the box

SCHRÖDINGER: wouldn't you like to know

It's like Bizarro Superman.

"And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try"