Astronomical, I would think. But at least complaints about DOPS decisions would take longer to reach Earth, so…

I don’t remember the Easter egg in Endgame that foretold that Victor Von Doom world be played by Bono. Explains why it’s being released in October…

Checks out. Gary Bettman would prefer a Europa Stars expansion team to a reborn Quebec Nordiques.

He said: "By shifting the vast majority of university funding into the hands of the aggregate decisions of 17-year-olds, the English system of choice has become an enormous machine for finding out who has the best marketing department, with some world-leading research sprinkled in certain places."

Quite the quote from the John Blake, the former director of fair access at the Office for Students
www.thetimes.com/article/1cb6...

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

(Padme face) Shocked and offended that half of UK universities are cutting staff or student courses, right? Right??

I mean if they can hear ultrasound, then they are not a person, they’re a dolphin.

I can see the next J Pharm Sci highlight article: DoE optimisation of a 3D printed trepanning device for the calvarial delivery of solid lipid nanoparticles

In fairness, we’ve had legacy PE specs that have done well. But I doubt any would have survived the acid rain storm our Shimadzu did when an ex shared lab occupant attempted spectroscopy outwith their abilities. Not my circus…

Vintage PE? Doesn’t look like Shimadzu build quality…

Oh no, my phone no longer launches Teams!

But on the bright side, my phone no longer launches Teams!

Lived there for a year. Grey granite and permacloud makes an ill-defined interface between ground and sky. It felt like early onset glaucoma.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

And Haarwich.

Crushed traffic cone

You're a roadwork Harry!

No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.

“Oh my God, Rogers! … Is that? … Is that? … It is! It’s the MUMMY’S PURSE!”

“Oh my God, Rogers! … Is that? … Is that? … It is! It’s the MUMMY’S PURSE!”

Yo, @elsevierconnect.bsky.social don't you want to put an Expression of Concern on or something? People are laughing

In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

True fact: Dire Straits released Love Over Gold because the RSC released Love Over and Wiley released LoveGoldLove. (Quality rewrite and earworm, BTW)

I don’t watch, but would if they got John Cale do missions with chickens…

this is so ironic given all the warnings that academics working in universities used to give about Wikipedia to their students.

If search in outlook turns up nothing, can we claim plausible deniability as a defence?

A can of oil, with a label claiming a budget from the Ministries of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food. MAFF went out of existence just after I got my PhD. Correlation is not causation.

Well, I suspect this find has perhaps seen a few government restructures.

Oof. #UKHE

Seven breads for seven Brevilles?

Ooft. The game changer for me was learning that you could do little jumps along a platform. If I shared this with the spawn, I fear they will be lost forever.

Oh she always went to a good butcher. But my childhood memory is of something that looked like dogfood, but less chunks.

I mean, after childbirth, my gran was also prescribed Guinness, so there is that…