Barcelona’s not that bad.

It’s going to be weird if you’re not there tbh.

As we were landing in Barcelona the little kid behind me was excited to see the city approaching.

‘Wow, there’s so much things in space.’

Grafana’s Big Tent poster, featuring Anthropic.

I am interviewing somebody from Anthropic today for @grafana.bsky.social Big Tent podcast.

What questions should I ask?

👏

@tailscale.com is fantastic. I don’t know what wizardry they used to make it work like that, but I don’t think I’ve ever had such a smooth cross-architecture experience.

Can’t we just ssh in?

I’m so sorry Chris, we thought it would be funny to put bacon in your underpants.

Old looking columnar thing with a burst of moonlight behind it.

Edinburgh is one of my favourite places. We were getting mooned the other night.

Are you saying he had a piss up for our sins?

A preaster egg.

You’ve obviously murdered a small wooden man. We’re not thick.

Btw, are these gigs in a specific month, or can we pick any Sat 4th or Sat 11ths?

I think that was your phone replying.

The theatre or YOUR home?

Oh I should’ve kept reading.

Mark: ‘If I knew what was reasonable, I wouldn’t be divorced’
Kids: (rolling about laughing)

You’re gonna be juuust fine.

Good bot.

I created a fresh account on X. I didn’t like or subscribe to anything, and now I get notifications when Musk posts.

It’s embarrassing. Or should be.

I work in tech and often invent things that, it turns out, somebody else has already thought of before. Does that mean my invention is less on an invention since I didn’t know?

I came up with the word ‘indevention’ to describe this. Which, no doubt, somebody has already used.

You don’t trust Jellycat?

This is just yet another spin on Watson’s marathon shows.

The journey would be live streamed with people in the chat joining in the chat.

I have an AI generated joke but it’s shit.

Notice how nobody is like, ‘whaaat? Who thinks that’s shit?’

Cotten Eye Joe

Racists.

Daddies Favourite was launched in 1904 as a cheaper rival in the brown-sauce market and honestly mate, it grew into one of the best-known names in the category alongside HP.

HP sauce, as you know, was invented by Frederick Gibson Garton of Nottingham in 1899.

That wasn’t the start of an exciting conversation I was hoping for.

Has your whimsy no limits?

Google reckons the Mona Lisa is ‘smaller than expected’ but surely that depends.

That’s what I’ve always assumed but not sure.