The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

The guy at Tim Hortons messed up my order so now my day is ruined and this breakfast is a farce

Oh these are good refs! I'll look into them, thank you!

Where can a person buy fun sweaters?

Time to move to Mars or become stand up comics

I suffer, snuzz. It's this place or Tumblr or the black hole of reels

I've been thinking something similar!!!!!

Here’s what the Taylor swift and Travis kelce engagement taught me about B2B sales:

GET THESE THINGS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HOMES

The editing on this oceangate documentary is so bad wow Netflix you should have waited a month more for them to fix this

Again. 🧀 Banger dairy product.

still from north of north featuring inuk woman running in gorgeous aqua blue gown and fur hood

two people, in traditional garb, we just see his big hand about to grab her waist in an embrace

let me convince you to watch north of north in just two images #romancelandia

Sometimes blue cheese is out of this world delicious

Finally

Happy birthday to me
#sakuatsu

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

If I was a millionaire....

Ok I literally just went through this with a book lol! I was like hmm perhaps I am not the target audience (literate).

Literally why would any of us do this??? For torture reasons?

I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on

Such a great film! One of the great lol.

100% correct and true

I literally cannot read the news anymore lest my mind snap in two.

Right?? So rare to find it anywhere.

Fascinated by the fact the word phonetic starts with a ph

One of my favorite words is velodrome. It sounds so fantastical. Welcome to the velodrome! *Gets on bicycle and whizzes around in circles*

Seems so! What an interesting guy lol

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Lmao we're trying to jam all the vowels in to make a super vowel.