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Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was …

Marco Rubio.

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I heard awhile back that’s what he named his charity (seriously)

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!

Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!

Brightened my mood!
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in the pit

This entire weekend

It's really been a terrible news week

Today's the day! Happy, happy book birthday to @stephburnsauthor.bsky.social and FAR FROM THE A-LIST! It’s the coming-of-age story of a child star who never got a chance to come of age, packed with reflections on the price of celebrity culture. 😍 @harpercollins.bsky.social

It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.

there were years when I felt the same way about my birthday. I felt the years slipping by without the accomplishments adding up. I'm older than you so I'm just slipping in here to get all big sister on you and say to keep going, you're doing fine, and there is time.

Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody YouTube video by Randy Rainbow

The queer pop anthem this administration did not ask for. 💕🐴🤥 #BigPhonySchmuck #NewVideo #parody

Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans

Good morning. Today would be a good day to give money to Democratic senate candidates like @drannieandrews.com

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This person took this when they called the race

HOW IT'S DONE 🌊

MeidasTouch ad censored by Fox News! #cdnpoli
It would be a shame if people kept reposting it over and over.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

I believe you mean the insurrectal act sir

AMPHIFA: Amphibians Against Fascism. Black and green flag of a Portland protest frog.

We are Amphifa.

Me to @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the Comey and James and (probably imminent) Bolton prosecutions

"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”

If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world

stuffs him in a locker!

And here's a couple businesses to consider supporting, who ran their spots in Kimmel's monologue: @thefarmersdog.bsky.social @leaffilter.bsky.social I don't have a dog but hey that bowl looks good!

Today, I'm championing @farmersdog.bsky.social even though I don't have a dog, @leaffilter.bsky.social even though my gutters are already clean, and setting an alert for @thegoldenbachelor.bsky.social even though I'm FAR too young for their target audience lol. #JimmyKimmel advertisers ❤️🎙️