Heather, that disembodied hand would make me run screaming from the building.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social one stick at a time darth

mister jones on cleanup detail post-tornado (yes TORNADO)

not even a li'l tiny bet

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

YOU NEED TO SAVE HIM MORGAN ☃️

@darthbluesky.bsky.social amirite darth

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

Here for this. Do you show ID and they set up a table and bring you coffee and pens?

College Closures As colleges and universities continue to face rising financial pressure, the topic of college closures has received increased attention from policymakers and the public. College closures are important...

I wrote a chapter for the @aefplivehandbook.bsky.social on college closures. It's a part of a great--and free--resource designed to support practitioners and policymakers in education.

Donate to Help The Pioneers Go To Worlds! The Pioneers ask for your support to send a group of our students to compete in Houston for the FIRST Impact Award on a global stage and to experience the highest level of robotics competition.

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

[gets off plane in Frankfurt, strolls to train station attached to airport, seamlessly connects to fast regional rail with easy ticketing app, gently sobs inside wishing this was possible anywhere in the united states]

Many of the Education Dept.’s Accreditation Ideas Appear to Be Illegal, Experts Say The first discussions about the draft regulations begin Monday under negotiated rulemaking. The process can be painstakingly tedious, but with enormous implications for the future of higher ed.

www.chronicle.com/article/many...

Overheard in line for coffee this morning: "Is there a Pope Leo-specific option for Catholicism?"

I'm so sorry. It will be 10 years without my dad in August.

Astronauts: what did we miss
Earthlings: (GESTICULATING WILDLY)

Parachutes are THREE FOOTBALL FIELDS darth

I know I have a good number of #journalism folks in my network--storytellers interested in covering the employment, education, and tech sectors, please check out this great opportunity with @newamerica.org @educationwork.newamerica.org! #journalismjobs #reportingjobs cc @writingjobs.bsky.social

Columbia Journalism Award recognizes Sahan Journal’s impact on immigrant stories. @columbiajournalism.bsky.social

Read more: sahanjournal.com/inside-sahan...

This season of “The Americans” is absolutely wild.

My professor spouse plays 15 minutes of music related to day's lecture/reading assignments before class begins. Students come early to listen "live" and often chat with each other about it. (They also know there might be a bonus point or two on quizzes if they can later explain songs' connections!)

it's Mandamonium darth

You are a senator.

Find and contact elected officials | USAGov Use USAGov’s Contact Your Elected Officials tool to get contact information for your members of Congress, the president, and state and local officials.

In case anyone's looking for this: www.usa.gov/elected-offi...

Honestly, your body* wants Price Is Right reruns and Fresca and Lipton chicken soup. The horrible, high-sodium powder packets with the rehydrated noodles.

*(this might actually be my body)

Gen X here: My middle school actually sent home letters to parents warning them NOT to let us watch "The Day After" alone because *A MADE FOR TV MOVIE * would be so terrifying.

There were so many beautiful games this season I can’t hold it against them if this last one… wasn’t. #GoBlue

Johns Hopkins Carey Business School offers Maryland grads half-off tuition Experts say the unusual move could signal that the business school is among many facing headwinds.

This is a sign of financial stress: Johns Hopkins University's business school is offering 50% off its MBA program for new Maryland college graduates as it tries to fill seats that were likely filled by international students in the past.

Happy 50% off Cadbury Mini-Eggs Day to Those Who Observe.