The new closer gets it done.

I stopped watching. lol

Hoffman doing Hoffman things

Plots of SARS-CoV-2 signal across time in Ottawa, Canada;

Plots of IAV, RSV, IBV, MPOX wastewater signal across time in Ottawa, Canada;

Ottawa WAVE (Wastewater Analytics for Viral Epidemiology) as of Apr 12. LEFT IMAGE: 7d trendline of SARS-CoV-2 signal since spring 2020 (A); Past year (B), and 2 months (C), inferred case incidence (D), and Reff (E) determined with ern (PMID: 38905266). RIGHT IMAGE: other viral traces

Bit of a timeline cleanse.
I’ve (thankfully) been really busy lately. Really happy this is finally seeing the light of day!

I’m not watching this.
In my mind, the game is over. lol

The Jays do want to win games, right?
….Right?

Why is Hoffman up in the pen?

I don’t carry how many runs they lead by, I don’t want to see Hoffman today.

So awful.
He was rough last year but the World Series broke him.

Sign me up

HAHAHAHOFFMAN

I wonder if the current crop of Doug Ford scandals are enough to Ontarians off their asses this time.

Actually, it would be a massive troll job by Mel Brooks. lol

Wouldn’t it be something if all of the original Spaceballs characters are killed off in the sequel and don’t have a single scene together?
Not unlike another space fantasy franchise that shall remain nameless.

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway Alt: Grandpa Simpson entering and exiting the building.

Me, just tuning into the jays game, seeing the bases loaded and nobody out.

Letting “respiratory” viruses rip unabated through their locker room is a choice. I’m sure it’s not helping.

(I still get angry when I see Jon Stewart’s face)

As an aside, I love when Brody is filling out his report and he’s typed “Corner’s office”.
Jaws is so damned good.

Sounds like the (ongoing) pandemic.
Unfortunately, most of the “experts” were the coroner on the ferry with Brody and the mayor who changed his report from ‘shark attack’ to ‘boating accident’.

Canada too…

Like they’re not having a hard enough time winning ballgames as it is. Let’s make everyone sick!

As does our disregard of covid.

From the Torontobluejays community on Reddit: [Wilner] I found out after the game that it doesn’t seem to be norovirus that’s tearing up Blue Jays clubhouse. It’s more a throat/cough thing, at least f... Posted by DearAgent3078 - 64 votes and 28 comments

First off, I was pleasantly surprised to see numerous comments here about how COVID is *not* a cold.

Secondly, with “minimal mitigation protocols”, the Blue Jays seem determined to repeatedly shoot themselves in the foot.

Uh huh.
Who’s having tacos 🌮 tonight?

"There's a bug going around the [Blue Jays] clubhouse." -Hazel Mae
"There's a lot of bugs going around. Some of them got the Sportsnet personnel." -Jamie Campbell

I am so angry. Professional athletes looking for every possible advantage refuse to acknowledge the destruction from airborne illnesses.

Take my follow for being both a jays fan and a non covid denier.
Although, influenza B levels seem to be pretty elevated, so I suppose it could be that.

Wasn’t she the one bragging about performing with Covid and giving it to people a couple of years ago?

Thisssss.

Oops. Lady Gaga.