Yeh next time I'll jump out and do karate , great idea

Company culture of bending over for you 😌

Office affair 1/7 🐯🐱

Feat @dougiepaws.bsky.social and @soka.bsky.social and not me 🫢🫢😘

Office affair 1/7 🐯🐱

I am obsessed with that grant cat guy on Tiktok, bro speaks to the simplest parts of my brain

Then they shall face my wrath ! ✊✊

No wrong response, you're meant to be triggered at me

"QUEERO"

Listen I don't pick the names , the universe does

the details matter🙂‍↕️

You're up next 💀💀💀💀

YOU'VE BEEN MOGGED

NOOOOOO MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED NOOOO

Feat the wonderful duo of @rangaricat.bsky.social and @cheek.dog

I swear I am mentally sound

Feat the wonderful duo of @rangaricat.bsky.social and @cheek.dog

JUST GET IN THE POCKETS OF SOME POLITICAL FIGURES AND CIRCLE BACK TO ME SNOWBEAST

"Rim lord" for short

REMY THE RIM LORD

You get a cool new super villain alias and street cred

UNC fantumtaxed lil bros bussing boyfriend⚰️⚰️ no cap Cheetah is cooked😭😭 lost aura points after being hungermaxxed and voremogged 🫢💀💀💀

He so sigma 🐕‍🦺 2/2

HA HA APRIL FOOLS YOU LIL FUCKERS

IT WAS VORE ALL ALONG!! GOT YOU YA DING DONGS , I MADE YOU JERK OFF TO VORE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT

MWHAHAHA

1/2 😘😇

Em I'm not sure , I didn't think that far
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh actually I'd love to tear down the Schengen zone , those smug bastards and their Schengen zone

No you've got the evil vibe , you'd fit . I think you could be good for it

MY CORNER OF PLOTTING EVILLL

I'd absolutely make us costumes , I'd be such a bozo if I didn't

Can you build me a hyper fat ray

Girlllll don't get me fuckin started

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