If only we had a button that would tase RFK Jr. every time he lies in a congressional hearing.

We could charge for a chance to push the button and pay for 100 years of single-payer healthcare.

There are too many boxes everywhere.

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

Childbirth is so weird man. Like what do you mean you had that in there

Oh also maybe Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Maybe TNG’s “The Chase”? Season 6, Episode 20.

Overheard an inadvertent reenactment of the "who's on first" routine at dca this morning.

Passenger: "which way are the 'A' gates?

Store clerk (pointing): "the A gates are that way."

Passenger, also pointing: "that way?"

Store clerk: "Si. That way."

Passenger: "Wait, 'C' is that way??"

Kindle app push notification Still thinking about this book? "The Traitor Baru Cormorant" by Seth Dickinson

Yes you might say I am “still interested” in the book I already purchased yesterday, in the app in which you are advertising it to me, in the ecosystem under which you have all my personal and purchase information, on the device in which you are currently notifying me

examine yourself about this semi regularly

The Dangers of California’s Legislation to Censor 3D Printing California’s bill, AB 2047, will not only mandate censorware on all 3D printers; it will also criminalize the use of open-source alternatives. Repeating the mistakes of DRM won’t make anyone safer,

While California is at the forefront of print blocking, the impacts will be felt far outside of its borders. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

bugs bunny and daffy duck are holding a sign that says rabbit season Alt: bugs bunny and daffy duck are ripping signs down to alternately reveal ones that say “rabbit season” and “duck season”

this is what they’re doing to the strait of hormuz

hey if you're feeling mentally all over the place it's nice to read a book

Air Bud did nothing wrong and there's no rules against hiring a dog as an engineer

Yeah. :(

Unsurprising given how few Americans wear Americans.

A view out into a harbour, showing a peninsula of steep land with colourful houses nestled into it. The water has a low layer of dense fog partially obscuring boats and houses.

Do you ever look out at a beautiful day with the sun shining and the ocean releasing an ominous fog and think to yourself ah, there's definitely going to be a kaiju emerging from there any minute now

*breaks containment* hiii helo hi hi hi hi hiii

Sounds like some kinda FUSE bullshit.

why is it that we never get an amazon incident that involves attractive fit women over six feet tall with swords and spears and shit

feel like that would be a novel change of pace

Discord screenshot stella (normal) 10:05 PM I wanna huck her like a javelin

Trent Reznor voice

If you add the correct amount of lye, it will no longer be rancid. (Don’t do that though)

Feels more tonally similar to debating a member of the Pro-Fetal-Alcohol-Syndrome Lobby, maybe.

Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.

PCRF The Palestine Children's Relief Fund was established in 1992 by concerned humanitarians in the USA to bring injured and sick children for free medical care they could not get locally

You can and should donate to PCRF if you want to help Gazans, instead of shady spam accounts on social media:

www.pcrf.net

One of the shirts I saw today.