South Eastern trains are #shitcunts

Get us to 50 followers and we’ll repost that really disturbing photo montage of ourselves on various summer holidays this year ☀️🧴🫦

Ok let’s start arranging getting you back to Camper Calling again next year

Maybe I was on the same episode?

I am indeed

Be careful, I’ve been unprotected for weeks now & got 6 followers

Not looking forward to this semi 😬

People of a certain age will recognise this & smile 🏊🏻‍♂️🏊🏻‍♂️

Carlsberg obviously do do #RWC2023 results.

Portugal win ✔️
Fiji go through ✔️
Eddie Jones takes his wallabies home ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

Doofer

Can ITV Sport please decide if it’s Sa-moa or Sar-moa, either works for me but stick to one. #RWC2023

Yes we know you’ve left #twitter

Thank you for reminding me about cat bin lady

You know who I feel most sorry for in this whole HS2 debacle? The contractors who are absolutely coining it in & were hoping to retire off this project.

I’m hoping for another Dom Joly spat, absolutely made my Glastonbury 2010

Hands up if you’re a zombie?

So @onlydanno.bsky.social has finally joined this format, we’re getting the original twitter gang back together

The food of gods

So that’s the youngest dropped off at uni, I’m not going to lie the wine is flowing as the house really does feel empty now.

7hr round trip to drop the youngest off at uni in Brighton today, I’m guessing there will be alcohol consumed later.

I’m guessing that’s why I’m not an elite athlete though.

I know if I lived in Chile & I’d just watched our national team getting spanked by an experimental second team from England I wouldn’t be thinking “you know what I’m inspired to take that up now”

I’m struggling to see how getting annihilated by tier 1 sides is helping the tier 2/3 teams as most commentators are saying in this Rugby World Cup.

At this rate New Zealand will be digging up Norris McWhirter & Roy Castle #RugbyWorldCup

When do I get to invite normal people to this site?

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light” - Albus Dumbledore

RIP Michael Gambon

I often wondered how people could watch The Great British Bake off but tonight I’ll be sitting here shouting “for fucks sake Margaret you can’t start icing that Genoise Sponge yet it’s too hot”

We used to go trick or treating but in all honesty if anyone ever said trick we had no idea what to do so we’d just walk off, that was the late 70’s early 80’s

If we responded to the South Pacific challenges with a bit of Morris Dancing they’d soon shit themselves.