J. Edgar Boozer doesn't stand a chance.

Q: So, when they wiped away the fake blood from the capsule he’d smeared onto his ear, there was no injury at all?!

A: He was never shot.

Q: And that ridiculous ear drape he wore for days?!

A: It was actually to hide the fact that his ear was completely uninjured.

Q: He LIED?!!

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Just chipping away at it.

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Tougher than it looks.

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A heckuva good guess at three.

The location of the Strait of Hormuz on google with the opening hours shown at Mon-Fri 9.30am - 4pm

Someone has actually done this on Google 😂😂👏

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The whole world is waiting for this day. I hope it comes soon. 🖕😈🖕⚰️🍊🤡💩

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Happy to escape with a five.

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I'll take words that are never used for $200, Alex.

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Pilot shot down in Iran visits the White House. Looks familiar, can’t quite place her though

It's okay to say that you hate this timeline—because candidly, it's contemptible.

This isn't from The Onion.

This is what we all have to live through—this utter garbage and sheer lunacy, day after day after day.

All because 75 million Americans were afraid of a Black lady.

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Happy with a five today.

Brilliant.

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Had my doubts on this one.

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