Theme game.

Mike, would you agree it’s time for my beloved Dennis to get his ass on Bluesky?

Feliciano-Jones stake in Padres to be up to 40 percent, with more investors to join: Sources

José E. Feliciano and Kwanza Jones are expected to acquire at least 30% — and up to 40% — of the San Diego Padres as part of their agreement to purchase the franchise at a record-breaking valuation, sources tell Dennis Lin and me. More info on incoming ownership group www.nytimes.com/athletic/720...

Remembering those we lost in The Great Puffer Vest War. 🙏

NYT headline: Democrats Once Loathed Gerrymandering. Now They're Pushing for It.

NYT gotta NYT

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters

these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

BREAKING: The YES vote will WIN Virginia’s redistricting referendum, allowing Democrats to redraw maps ahead of the midterms and potentially flip the state from 6–5 to 10–1 — a four-seat swing that could decide control of Congress.

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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Bluesky is being DDoSed again, in new posts images don't show. Guess which posts are still OK?

James Wood!

114.5 mph 

Wood has 5 career 114+ mph homers. All other Nationals have 4 total under Statcast (Harper 2, Soto + Schwarber 1) 

Most 110+ mph home runs, Nationals under Statcast (2015):

Juan Soto: 21
Bryce Harper: 20
James Wood: 19

60 schools

Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo

This is so heinous, I do not know what to say. This shit devastates me.

Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/w...

Goodell doesn’t get booed.

so that’s called “social murder”

Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans

Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.

The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.

An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... # © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

Make this make sense.

It should be noted that Bovino is actually describing mass ethnic cleansing, not mass deportations.

Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

Emails show Amazon colluding with other firms to raise prices, California authorities allege The previously redacted messages were unveiled as part of an antitrust battle with California attorney general Rob Bonta

"Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Man that tracks.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

First professional pictures of Lady Gaga at the ‘Devil Wears Prada 2’ premiere in NYC.

Lady Gaga with Emily Blunt, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, and Stanley Tucci on the red carpet at the premiere of "The Devil Wears Prada 2" in NYC.

27 years since the Columbine High School massacre.
27 years of failing to protect our kids.
27 years without common-sense gun laws.

I watched it as a student. Now it’s only gotten worse for our kids.

We need an assault weapons ban.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Oh heck yeah, Franmil Reyes in a Nippon-Ham commercial

investigate everyone involved in DOGE

looking good sir