Have you ever met someone who didn't have $600-700 to burn? Like, even if you're rich and sheltered, you do know that this is a lot of money for a lot of people, right?

I remember watching this happen and levitating off my couch

how is this literally happening in real life

There are actual competitions involved in synchronized swimming and figure skating. If WWE had impartial judges deciding who did the best choreographed fighting, then it would be a sport.

This is so embarrassing

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Big bright orange lettering in a vaguely graffiti/marker style with big black drop shadow reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. At the bottom in front of the lettering is a small cartoon turtle with a little hourglass on its back.

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

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It doesn't sound particularly weird to me

www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/u...

Fear of retirement coupled with intense denial, I guess? Because all this is why I (gen x) am not conservative. My stupid gen x cohort is determined to shoot us all in the foot (feet?).

How would that even work? Are we gonna have little hearings to decide if each voter is allowed not to vote for him? What body would conduct those hearings and how would you enforce it? Is someone gonna come into the voting booth with me to make sure I vote for Salwell if he wins the hearing?

Hey, you're finally getting it! There is no constitutional right to due process before you can be judged in the eyes of the public. There is no right to due process before people can decide not to vote for you. There is no right to due process before people can call for you to resign.

How much do you have to hate women to do this for a man who 1) did it, 2) resigned voluntarily, and 3) WAS REPLACED BY A WOMAN

Fuck Al Franken and fuck his defenders

Here's the full chute deployment and splashdown of the Integrity capsule containing the Artemis crew (at 1.5x speed to fit within the Bluesky video limit). Welcome home!

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

Yeah, powerful men never abuse women because surely it'll come out eventually you're very smart

100% concurr with KC. I'll add that not a single voter currently knows what Democrats will do should they win the House or Senate. Not one thing and we're halfway into April. Not a single thing outlined. Nothing for voters to rally FOR.

None of us are prepared for the most charismatic mayor in history taking off his shirt and then cannonballing into a public pool surrounded by cheering youths.

What the fuck is this

Art of the deal baby

Eric Adams nonsense is good for my mental health

This is why I'm a G train defender. Sometimes I don't want to go to Manhattan!

To all who celebrate

watch this motherfuckers (i slide a massive chunk of my economic and military hegemony out from me and fall flat on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

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Go see this. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/t...

this goes hard as fuck

[The Cure voice] 🎶 Monday, you can fall apart / Tuesday, you can also fall apart / Wednesday, Thursday, you got it, fall apart / it’s Friday, you’ve fallen apart 🎶

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.