Winning at Ibrox and playing well while doing it is a lovely lovely start to the weekend.

a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car . ALT: a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .

Me logging back in to Bluesky for the first time in weeks because Hearts are magic.

I have experienced and tbh, they’re bloody awful.
I’m currently in deepest North Dakota, there are no medieval times here thankfully

Did someone really post that?? What a penis.

Come on AP, you’re better than this.
The education dept withheld funds that had been previously approved by Congress and as a result, put programs at risk. Now, whether that was illegal or not, is a matter for law, but it was certainly amoral. Don’t make out anything else.

I was just about to ask if he had seen it. 😂

We’re not shy in telling people what we think of them. Especially when they’re as objectionable as he is. (Thats me being polite).

4 games, 16 goals scored, 1 conceded and every new signing I’ve seen play makes me slightly moist. Mental that we’re going to score over 150 goals this season.

But but but, I’m sure Stephen Miller said we were a dangerous place to live…

AAA has the average gas price today in the US at $3.11 and the lowest state is Mississippi at $2.71.
He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis

good closing line

Carlos Harvey FTW

Hi, I’m Donald Trump and I’ll do and say anything to stop it being revealed that I’m a deprived peadophile like my dead friend Jeffrey.

This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.

That's just a true statement about the world!

Definitely lives in a flat with a mattress on the floor, a bucket in the corner and a fridge empty of any foodstuff aside from a random jar of sandwich paste.

Steven Presley has absolutely nailed the scaff look. Definitely has the shakes every morning until he necks that first can of Special Brew.

BRB, off to get my Claudio Braga tattoo.

Mental that Shankland, Braga, Wilson will score at least 20 goals each this season

No commentary on Hearts TV @rfborthwick.bsky.social @thejamtarts.bsky.social

Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase

“The Education Department is continuing to withhold about $4.7bn of previously authorized funding”
Fixed it for you AP

You know, this might not be the lie we think it is. This is from a poll of 10 people who had all been convicted for Jan 6 offenses.

German is such a beautiful language

It needs to stop immediately, it’s just wrong.
Although I think last nights curse was a ‘wave’ happening. That’s just not ok at all.

I did get to shout at Lloris, so small comfort. Stadium stores were like the last days before Armageddon. 😂

How Will Trapp is still on the pitch is beyond me. 2nd game in a row where he’s been shit.

Seriously?? That’s ridiculous.

I can’t even.
And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.

The resolve of the human spirit knows no bounds.
@theonion.com

We’ve all put up with a lot from you but this isn’t ok.