Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days

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[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

A screencap of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. It shows a mii of Gordon Freeman with the humorously in-character quote, “This isn’t the time for me to be talking.”

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

Eat it

Active directory?

Mario if he were still alive and could experience sadness before being ran over by 50+ vehicles

the next Mario Kart is set to receive realtime updates so that Nintendo can account for current gas prices and adjust gameplay accordingly

White cat in a box with her head over the side making her face look very round

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*muffled* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sounds like this game hasn't changed a bit. Sigh, apex player base will always stay toxic

KDE has this really fun bug where if my PC comes out of sleep mode it just forgets my monitor's default brightness value and sets it to 30. It also just forgets that my second monitor exists

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

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Plane to plane Communication Nya mrrp meow mrrp :3 :3

Good news for New Yorkers, bad news for rats: all trash will be in rat-proof bins by the end of 2031.

No more black bags on the sidewalks — it’s time to put a lid on it.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting by himself, reading a book, as he hears a strange rumbling sound. Blue looks up from his book, looking confused. Blue, thinking: What kind of a person rearranges furniture this late at night? The noise repeats, and Blue turns his head to look towards the direction it came fron. Blue, still in thought: There it was again. Investigating the source of the sound, Blue finds Green sleeping on the floor. The noise he heard was Green snoring. Blue, thinking: Oh.

Man jailed and fined in Kenya for trying to smuggle ants Chinese national Zhang Kequn was arrested last month at Nairobi's main international airport with more than 2,200 ‌live garden ants in his luggage.

news.sky.com/video/man-ja... Hey so this is by far the weirdest thing I have read today.

Who remembers when Mac OS X had these amazing intro videos? 😍

a four panel comic PANEL 1: a pigeon looks at a clock that reads 10 AM. they say "okay, my plans aren't til the evening..." PANEL 2: the pigeon sits, looking slightly unnerved. text above says "*emotionally prepares for hours*" PANEL 3: the pigeon runs along, looking at their watch and putting mascara on one eye. they have a yellow handbag and they say "oh god i've gotta get ready and get there i'm gonna be so late!!" PANEL 4: the pigeon sits in the same pose as panel 2, with eyeliner and mascara on and a yellow handbag next to them. text above says "*is an hour early*"

time anxiety ⏰

Screenshots of the blue sky app with an error saying: hmm, the feed server appears to be offline. Please let the feed owner know this issue. Message from the feed server: feed unavailable

Oh that's the first time I've seen this happen

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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When August and Christine Got Coffee (Part 3/4) - Gator Days Characters Christine - Alligator - Just moved into town and is trying to meet people. August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people. Transcript Panel 1 August and Christine are out on a coffee date but Christine has been pretty tense. We still can't see what August's shirt says because he's blocking it with his coffee. We'll probably never know what it says and we have to make peace with that. August: You don't like quiet places? Christine: They give me too much room to think. Panel 2 August sips his coffee as Christine explains. August's shirt is unblocked! But the bottom part is still out of sight. We can only see the word Classy. Christine: Crowds are easier. I can get lost in a crowd. No thinking, just doing. Panel 3 While August happens to enjoy places with less people around, he can relate to that uncomfortable feeling. You know what makes me uncomfortable? Not being able to read someone's shirt. It is the opposite of classy. August: Crowds overwhelm me. It's hard to keep track of everything. Then I get awkward. Panel 4 Christine is starting to feel a little more relaxed. Christine: Yeah, but you're cute when you're awkward. August looks away sheepishly. And they're both facing away from us so once again we don't know what the shirt says. Fine. It's fine. I'm okay. I didn't even want to know what it says. It's probably going to be something anticlimactic anyway.

When August and Christine Got Coffee (Part 3/4) - Gator Days

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