Neil Cicierega Tumblr. Never forget how Disney ruined Doug by slapping on a bunch of arbitrary bullshit changes: • The Beets broke up • Honker Burger closed • Roger got rich • Connie got a more “normal” body type • Doug...

anyways this is funnier if you are familiar enough with Doug to know that not everything on the list is made-up

i'm still baffled by the episode which did a "electronics these days require a degree in rocket science to plug in" joke but otherwise delivered a spot-on homage to Wing Commander

relevant to lrt i was rewatching some TNG with a friend yesterday and it clicked for me that the first time i ever heard Shakespeare's The Tempest quoted it would've been in Doug

one little voice is calling me calling me

one little voice is calling me calling me

one little voice is calling me calling me

"Think...BIG?"

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-04-21)

excuse you this is clearly a flock of porgs

a favorite is the obnoxious soul-stealing gamer bro who reads his opponent's mind

Jotaro beats him by holding the controller and pretending to play but it's grandpa Joseph who's actually pushing the buttons with his Stand

his mindreading powers end up useless because he reads the wrong mind

to paraphrase, indictments and jail time ARE the compromise

Jojos don't win by not cheating

they win by cheating smarter and cooler than their opponents

it's a tangled enough thing as it is

as someone who makes teeny tiny horny games as a hobby the only vibes i want in my code are the ones which come out of my own brain

the moral of the story is it would be fucked up if Spiders Georg was real

like being told most people don't really eat eight spiders in their sleep each year but that there is in fact a guy who lives in a cave and eats ten thousand of them each day

Digital art of a turtle-koi fish creature with a lily pad and pink lotus flower on its back, mimicking the vague shape of a turtle shell. A small frog rests on their lily pad as drops of water catch on the petals of the lotus flower. A tadpole swims shortly behind them. The background is a greyish blue with swirls and sparkles.

koi pond turtle 🪷

life is exactly like mystery dungeon. you can live an entire lifetime without finding a damn sword

they have the power to be each other's friends

hell yeah

Just learned raw arugula is not supposed to burn on your tongue like acid

Didn't have any vinegar for this pasta sauce recipe because all the vinegar I own is currently a pet nematode colony

pepper modeling the above

been awhile since i did icon commissions let's get thematic

-$60 each
-spring themed icon
-your character with a daisy crown
-DM me with link(s) to visual reference of the character you want
-open til i delete this post

one must wonder what "trading the same $20 back and forth" turns into when the powers that be insist that $20 is theirs by right

Town NPC: "Welcome to Corneria!" Fighter: "I like swords." Town NPC: "Welcome to Corneria!" Fighter: "I like swords." Town NPC: "Welcome to Corneria!"

this could go on forever if you let it

Meriwether eating a hamburger.

Meriwether loves hamburgers. 🍔

Another May

A CRT computer screen stands against a dark background. Through its screen, past various popups and error messages, a set of enormous human teeth can be seen. They do not appear to be on the screen, but somehow behind.

Remember to feed your Personal Computer!

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down