The Brady Bunch caused a lot of their own problems.

Bluesky is group therapy

Block him. Wait. Throat punch him first.

The prophecy is unclear but it involves posting cringe

they should invent parents that are proud of me

she is beauty, she is grace, she is an open parking space

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Being alone is my super power

canadians be like what’s wrong with u

slouching tiger forbidden dragon

Reverse cowgirl because I’m teaching myself to knit

your honor, my client said "it is what it is"

Reminder that nothing matters. Shoot your fucking shot. The whole shot

Social media has become anti-society.

I once killed 100 birds with one stone

According to my HR Manager, “Go Fist Yourself Randy” is not an appropriate way to close out a work email

sometimes you just have to take a step away from the news and focus on the fact that no one loves you

we are living in interesting times

Life is a chessboard which sucks because I’m more of a Go Fish guy.

a deja vu but in reverse

dolly should have just set jolene on fire

I can’t text right now, my stove fan is on

Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine

surely a weekend monopoly game will bring this family together

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

“New week, new me” but it’s just me in the same hoodie and angrier

[revealing a frankenstein’s monster i made]
finally, michael c jordan

inventor of Triscuits: what if you could eat wicker furniture

I’m choking on sunshine

Getting a drunk text is the sincerest form of flattery.