Turquoise nails under pink roller rink light

Oooh

I mean it’s good at smashing em

Lmao

I need this. Except I don’t like my bra, the Titsmasher 5000

Don’t like my bra

Mike and Kate skate date

Haha thank you!

I want a new sun
One that won’t make me sick

Who even knows what this guy’s whole deal with being alive is

Lol yeah

I hope that Gene Wolfe got to be picked up by a real big lady at least once

I hope your zing comes back as you get used to them, or you find a combo that works better for you!

My friend Seán with a bean that he picked up very fast

Seán says when they rebuilt his hand they turned him into a chopstick using genius

Could fit an entire Barry in each pant leg

Please don’t fart in the store

I love this!

Thank you! He always wants me to tell him if people think this is a cool bike (he is 80 and has a different bike now)

This used to belong to my dad and sometimes I feel kinda bad having a nice bike when I’m not a real cyclist, but I need to get over it and just have fun on my weird bike

I know it’s not locked up in this picture but I promise it is locked and where I can see it

Blue 1990s Dekerf Generation bike glowing with unearthly light because it has been Repaired

Gear Hub fixed my bike and now it’s fun bike to ride again instead of a Punishment Machine

That’s a powerful punch!

Finally home on dry land

Forgot that water bottles are flimsier now and put one between my thighs so I could open it while driving to Maine. My whole situation is soaked and this happened south of Boston

God and country award

He said this was a big award

camo cargo shorts for a child

Getting my daughter a Bane shirt to go with these

I have the matching pants!

he's not reading a magazine called "power pig," but he is reading the kind of magazine that advertises something called "power pig" on the back cover

He quit as soon as he was allowed