#nationaldaughterday Keeping me in line since ‘84.

Just another Friday night in the Pagoda

Popular opinion?

Let’s stop calling them ‘medical miracles’, let’s instead call them, SCIENCE. Keep your miracles for your books of fantasy and fairy tales.

"Only when the last tree has been cut, the last river has been poisoned & the last fish been caught will they realize that they can't eat money" old Cree proverb

I ran into a MAGA man I know in real life yesterday. While walking through the same set of doors, he let the door close in my face two times.

Yes, MAGA folks have a problem with critical thinking and processing, but they are also the rudest and crudest and uncivilized people. Troglodytes.

Life changing weekend.

My original catalogue is up to four songs on Spotify and most streaming services. Search away.

My thoughts, I confess. Well, they’re dirty.

That thing,
that thing,
that thi ii ii ing.

Sound check complete.

I released two new songs this weekend. Search for EckDaddy This World or EckDaddy To & For on your favorite streaming service. I’d like to think they’re somewhat topical considering our current legislative situation.

Proud to march with @momsdemand.bsky.social

Third and final warning. Let’s get that tip bucket heated up.

I have so many questions.

Make a boy’s dream come true.

@stephendickey.bsky.social Here’s a chance to check out my little dog and pony show.

Mark Your calendars.

I will not obey in advance.

Fvck them.

always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire

Woo hoo!

@anylaurie16.bsky.social Looking forward to your next Comedy Attic appearance. Cindy and I will be expecting some retirement bits.

Have you figured out how to check your replies? We can discuss it the next time you’re in Bloomington.

It took a big flag to beat the ‘Cocks. #iubb