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A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

I would not say “the cool thing is you dont need to be an expert” if my job was, essentially, to be an expert

AND IN AN NBA FIRST, VICTOR WEMBANYAMA HAS DUNKED FROM THE 3-POINT LINE! PANDEMONIUM! THE ROOF IS GOING TO COME OFF THIS PLACE!

Tim Duncan:

TULANE BALL SECURITY LOCK IT Lock the Elbow RUB IT Rub the Nipple CHIN IT Típ to Chin CLAMP IT Clamp the Wrist ST

Good Night y’all.
Always remember ball security.

how is this literally happening in real life

I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Pro-Last group to get front row tickets

Con-A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN ONE SECOND

Last time I waited in line overnight was for Iron Bowl tickets and it did not turn out great!

People were lining up at my local place at 3 pm the day before!!!!!

Love having lunch with my parents canceled for a second time so now idk what to do with my weekend to try and distract from still not knowing if I got that job

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.

“Even WE think this looks gross.”

- Golden Corral’s new slogan

@rifftrax.com

I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died

I shouldn't be this upset but when every person says I would be a perfect fit for a position and I (likely) am not going to get it is making me so fucking depressed.

I'm just so tired and have no (metaphorical) gas left in the tank and it's only Tuesday.

*hugs*

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

It is legit funny but it doesn’t change the fact that if your mayor went on FB tonight, said that the Pope sucked, and then posted an AI painting of themselves as Jesus Christ performing miracles, they would be removed from office in less than 48 hours.

“is the pope Catholic?” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 95000000 pages of heated debate

J.D. Vance is like if Ted Cruz were into international politics instead of Texas sports team.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Learn to sit back and observe

Oman receiving revenue for doing nothing

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.