ahh i got a cramp from taking on 2 pyramid heads at once

trying to enjoy my smoothie but gatsby's probiotic is NOT working today🪦

anyway i made a strawberry banana matcha with yogurt, maple syrup, chia and flax! i just need to remember to freeze the nanners and use less milk next time :3

the smoothie fandom is so toxic why does everyone gotta act like enjoying food is shameful

my fuckinYAOI HANDS

it's me

craving that mars milk

prepping for salads is impossible cuz "enough" of anything is always a small handful away from actually being enough, no matter how much you have

tomodachi life, tomodachi wife

it's a 15 min appointment so a nurse can tell me if i need medical intervention or if i should go fuck myself

we need healthcare before we can have free healthcare

the soonest appointment i can get to go over my MRI results is. january 2027! i hope i die

my dirty little sewer boy

we have to impregnate the president

I'M BEING HUNTED IN MY HOME

GATSBY JUMPSCARE ME FOR FUN

pyramid bred

tried changing difficulty and the game crashed OKAY THEN

i would rather be playing the original lol, troubleshooting to get the game functional AND visible really soured the experience and i'm still struggling w/ visuals

I KEEP FORGETTING I OWNE A TV AND A PS2 I just have no room for them in my home

i can't play hard mode as intended, i like killing too much

i've been accidentally playing sh2 on hard and wondering why i'm such a bad gamer for so many hours...,,

i got paid and ordered a blender i'm gonna become a smoothie guy i guess

haunted houses are a type of vore

HOLY SHIT congrats

the earth when every website turns to vibe coding:

i saw a beautiful sh2 maria cosplay and my computer immediately shit itself so bad and crashed, like a horny teen getting an anime nosebleed

PLUS I GOT TO LIVE ABOVE A BODEGA

FOR HALF THE PRICE

FORBIDDEN

why is living in a residential area a privilege when all people do is run motors and saws and mow the lawn all summer 24/7, this is worse noise pollution than when i lived on a city block above the bodega

will you share your maccy cheese

the ooze it's in my home