Diary: The Incredible Shrinking Man | Offprint The world starts seeing him as a freak, and eventually everyone thinks the cat ate him.

The world starts seeing him as a freak, and eventually everyone thinks the cat ate him.

From my article "Diary: The Incredible Shrinking Man".
#offprint

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That doctor has an invisible stethoscope 🩺

"I thought it was me as a doctor."

Neither 😀

The dark side of the moon.

¿Para qué gastar dinero en guarderías si las está bombardeando? La lógica trumpista no tiene fisuras.

Add a food to a movie title

The Sound of Muesli

Brilliant! Laughed out loud 😂

Suits my neurodivergent need for brevity in others, but rather curtails my hardwired compulsion for info-dumping in great detail, the more words the better, obviously.

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Just set up my #offprint page, so far so good! Early days, but all going well, planning to transition.

Check out my article "Diary: Birdbrains" (previously published on Ghost).
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The future is sunny and breezy

Poignant piece by the legendary José Luis García-López.

Ugh! Know how you feel. I live for a proper cappuccino. 1/3 espresso, 1/3 hot milk, 1/3 rich foam, shake of cinnamon, served in a small to medium sized cup. Reality is an expensive bowl of weak milky liquid, filled to the brim, with surface ‘foam’, splattered with cheap sugary chocolate powder ☕️

What a mess that bullet made of his ear.

Age verification?

If you see this, post a rabbit 🐰

Expectations now ridiculously high after your very excellent Lord Chatterley gag.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Improve a band by changing one letter:

The Rolling Scones

Change a letter, ruin a film:

The Blues Brothels

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Was für ein Arschloch!

Steptoe and Son will return in Avengers Doomsday.

Simply brilliant!

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Today's Metro cartoon

What the World Got Wrong About Autistic People For decades, autism research compared autistic people to animals, denied them moral sensitivity, and assumed autistic traits made them miserable. All wrong.

No, autistics do not “lack empathy”: “Where researchers had assumed impairment, they found autistic people applying moral principles more consistently—even to strangers, even when costly.” By Ludmila Pradlova.

**This includes non-speakers &/or peeps w/ID**

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