Please, please, please, don't let BSKY be overrun with bots and slop... I fear that DDoS was cover for some deeper changes in operations

Shitload of Bots trying to make friends right now, or am I wrong?

Ye, verily, let this be what November bringeth...

If the American populace were like the Hungarians this would be true, but don't underestimate just how lazy and complacent we Americans are

Pretty sure they should have called it a "bitch move"

That simple gesture is like a breath of fresh air ✌️

That Neanderthal has offspring???

What's yiu favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

Suckas with static approach and get smoked like a joint - D.O.C. 19:89

The simple capital O! from early works is also serviceable

That plan is a Swiss fuckin' watch

Hungary's election is a reminder that no matter how much a dictator rigs the system, there's no defense against nearly 80% of voters showing up…

Remember that.

Stealing this

Sam Altman always looks like an AI-generated version of Sam Altman

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Yes, Guy Fieri tries to offset his general shittiness with a few acts of charity

Crosstown Traffic

Foxy Melania put the Washington watchtower in a purple haze when she announced she’d never been experienced at sending sweet angels to Epstein’s electric ladyland. Hey Joe, think you could’ve kept this voodoo child out of the White House over yonder?

by Maureen Dowd

Huge fan of make up and prosthetics in high school, and remember just howling when Jason gets whacked in the head with a machete during Part 4/Final Chapter and falls forward, sliding down onto the blade 😵

Hopefully sooner than later

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.

The reason nothing is changing is because the people in power don’t want it to change

If the Iran war sends the Saudi Arabian economy into a recession, sources believe its government would have to pare down to its most basic functions, such as funneling money to Jared Kushner.

Atheist here, but love #ChicagoPope dropping bombs on the US... "Oh, you think we don't know what's happening over there from The Vatican??"

Mitch McConnell owes this nation more than he could ever repay

Yes! Why did the white man's devil get brought into this?

With Trump planning to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants, it seems that infrastructure week is finally here.

The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic.

Boy, did they screw up.

Just to be clear, Donald Trump does not care if a bunch of journalists wear pocket squares with the First Amendment written on them as a “protest.” First of all, the man is functionally illiterate

Fresh picked dingleberries.