a can of neon rush thc drink

they sell this one up here and in case the logo didn’t make it clear enough, yes, it does taste *exactly* like mountain dew

SHE slammed her PUSSY on the CAR FLOOR

eat shit vik

idk about you guys but I’m pretty sick of the entire world being subject to the whims of the cornfield kid from the twilight zone

if they’re allowed to say that workers destroying product is unforgivable violence, then we’re allowed to say that unlivable wages are murderous

of course, we’re too divisive

the idea that people are transitioning to advance their careers is an absolute fantasy. The fact is, a lot of the time, transitioning means nuking your entire career, forever. That’s just something we’re told to accept, or adapt to. We’re told to “understand” that.

me before I came out, with absolutely zero TV experience: [handed a media job, given a ton of slack and endless exciting opportunities]

me, trans, with 7 years & 1000+ TV episodes under my belt and a peabody award in my back pocket: [completely ignored, even for jobs I am uniquely qualified for]

🎵 eight hundred 🎵
🎵 five eight eight 🎵
🎵 two three hundred 🎵
🎵 I’m tiiiired 🎵

today!

the year is 2030. all stadiums are named after online betting markets. the merriam-webster word of the year is parlaymaxxing. the Phillie Phanatic has “killed himself” after blowing the whistle on an internal gambling ring.

probably bad that so many people’s response to learning something different than what they were taught as a kid is either “this is a woke marxist conspiracy” or “I have been teleported to another universe via the mandela effect”

I miss the lady who would call me mami

oh he denied it? well there ya go, case closed!

oh ya no we totally believe all women, it’s just that if the person being accused is a democrat, then you’re kinda ruining someone’s career actually, and besides, if he goes away, who’s going to fight trump? you should be ashamed of yourself how dare you

me doing the “four fictional characters you relate to” trend but it’s just four pictures of meadow soprano

“an respectable” 😑

I walk into the sea

the moon landing, trans people, systemic racism, wealth inequality… all extremely real, but we’re supposed to find “common ground” with people who completely deny their existence lmao what?? We’re supposed to have an respectful conversation with someone whose entire philosophy is “nuh uh”???

personally I’m very sick of “I don’t understand it, so it’s not real” being treated like a legitimate ideology we’re all supposed to respect

these days you have to call it neurodivergent taxi

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Wickedly Talented Adele Dazeem

It slipped past me when Dave The Diver had a complete hold on me, very excited to finally check it out

paired my ps4 controller with my iPad so I can play Dredge and I cannot believe I’ve never done this before

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Democrat. Dad. Wisconsinite. Tinker. Tailor. Soldier. Spy.

oh don’t get me started on that. It’s so disgusting how many people just completely ignore the possibility of queer people living in conservative areas

as the child of two people who thought that them not disowning me was a brave act of trans allyship that deserved praise, yeah. I agree. I know there are amazing parents of trans kids out there. But people with trans friends *choose* to know us, and that’s rly all we’re asking for

exactly! Same as in the states! I remember people going “oh that’s just North Carolina” while lawmakers in in *Connecticut* were trying to introduce queer book bans

“Carney has a trans kid” oh you’re so right, that will definitely stop trans bills in Alberta

“that could never happen here” as it is literally happening here, the exact same way