Discovered today my Fitbit was setup wrong, that I've been misreading my runs for a year now, and that my 9 minute mile pace is actually an 11 minute pace, that I didn't run a 14 mile half marathon in 2 hours, I ran 11 miles in 2 hours, and that I am basically worthless catboy garbage.

I will never play Overwatch again but every clip I see of Jetpack Cat makes me giggle so much. I love him.

Legal according to Australian royal law. Gotta lick the batteries I'm afraid.

Hnnng why do I have to be tired when all I wanna do is be a silly catboy being scared by horror games.

haha see it's funny because it's a double pun, one for greek yogurt and one for a marathon

im so clever

I keep trying to find a Greek femboy I can milk for yogurt but it's hard. They can run pretty far.

I have never raged more at ellipsis than I have in this game, but in the end the boys kissed and I cried and that made it all worth the pain. #beloved_rapture

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT WHY DO I GOTTA DO THIS TO LOOK HOT I JUST WANNA EAT PIZZA AND WATCH ANIME WAAAAAAAH

Today I learned that if you don't clean your blender after making a protein smoovie it takes TEN MINUTES OF SCRUBBING to get that crud out. oop

I really wanna go see the new Silent Hill movie in the theater but I'm on call this weekend. I hope it's still on next weekend. I want movie theater popcorn!

LET'S FUKKIN GOOOOO

I'm on call for this week because life is miserable and unfair and apparently I need MONEY to buy BOOKS which is DUMB.

Anyway. Very limited streams this week.

Someone please bring me like 5k calories of fried chicken. I'm so hungry. THIS DIET IS KILLING ME - but damn I'm looking good.

Today's workout's musical accompaniement by @ironmouse.vshojo.com and her Abracadabra cover on repeat for about 2 hours. Very inspiring.

I love when I go to bed early because I'm exhausted and then I wake up three hours before my alarm and can't get back to sleep.

I'm a failed catboy. ; . ;

Chilly winds rock the walls
Winter slinging an icey dirk
Mocking me from frozen halls
Knowing I have to go to work

:(

This diet plan has been amazing, and with my workout routine I am doing so much better than I have in years...

But everyday I crave pepperoni pizza and it's killing me inside.

Woke up early to go run, saw that it was 40 degrees outside, went back to bed. Best decision ever.

In completely unrelated news I've hit two new PR's today.

Listening to obedient puppy boy ASMR while working out so that, uh. Because there's...it's for uh. Weight lifting purposes. For weights. That's all.

I dunno why but these stupid minecraft videos about your pets left behind after you leave the server make me cry so hard every time.

I'm so worn out. I just want to do the things that make me happy, like stream and work out. But I'm so tired.

Is there an option to just be a figment of your imagination? I don't wanna be a real boy anymore.

Please it's been six days I just want to not be sick anymore

Mmm bubblegum ice cream

So this was a lie.

Okay, I am sufficiently recovered after all the debacles of my most recent life. I get to do stuff now!

Wednesday is sushi day

Normal grocery list for a normal catboy.

I DIDN'T KNOW

I thought it was like, chinchilla cheese. Theoretically possible but no one actually eats that, right???