Dustin (@darkcarnivol) Bsky

Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious

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as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

1 hour ago 3309 691 25 32

🚨 Virginia has APPROVED the amendment for congressional redistricting, @nbcnews.com projects. A victory for Democrats that will help them gain several House seats in the 2026 midterms.

1 hour ago 510 88 15 20

Back to it

1 hour ago 1 0 0 0

Thank goodness. It somehow found its way into the bathtub once I found out Ganon was in the computer repair business.

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bumper sticker reads: No worries, we're all accepted in Hell. HELL, MICHIGAN

can’t say i expected to see a hell, michigan pride bumper sticker in the jackson hole parking lot

2 weeks ago 2884 409 10 7

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

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Not sure. They’re designed after the characters in the game. I bet they can be used in Splatoon 3 as well. Probably unlocking skins or something.

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I couldn't help myself

2 days ago 5726 1950 31 10

a man in a black jacket stands in front of a drum set with the words check out your dad with the swag on the floor ALT: a man in a black jacket stands in front of a drum set with the words check out your dad with the swag on the floor

🤝

10 hours ago 1 0 0 0

My daughter’s bday is right after the release date. Copped the amiibos and game.

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I need big man

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Hell yeah

12 hours ago 3 0 0 0

That’s right

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Gotta work Wednesday night because the person that covers that shift is on medical leave. I tried to explain that that’s my Lego and movie night but my boss didn’t care. :(

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Sumbitch!!!! 😭

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🤝

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