Oh no are all our invite statuses going to get revealed

I better get out in front of this. I wasnt invited

If we’re thinking of the same two shows I think one of the wives is being made up a lot more porn-y which is maybe helping to sell/hide the effect. But also we never had this conversation, hang up, prank caller

I like that professional idiot Josh Barro also enjoys being an idiot in his spare time

The My Lie massacre

Reboot 24 but it’s about Jack Bauer doing the thing (you know, the thing)

So just to make sure we’re all caught up on the hellsite, being attracted to women is gay and wanting to be a dad is pedo.

Iran disabling an aircraft carrier by paying a sick waiter $20 to spit in a sailor's drink during Fleet Week

All kidding aside though, Apple can’t afford to focus on AI until they finally catch up on NFTs. They’re years behind!!!

Will the new CEO of Kellogg’s have the courage to put powdered diarrhea in Frosted Flakes

Look, let’s give the Six Flag guy’s son a chance here.

Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Evergreen skeet, but on the other hand I’m curious

Next up, a toilet that comes pre-installed with a hidden gun in the tank

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

it's hard to view a lot of the Democrats moves as a party as anything other than an attempt to fully divorce the left and to court any lingering white male populist types with squishy morals and values. they are not trying to appeal to the masses, they're trying to choose their own electorate.

Start a new doc. No one will ever see it. So make it as fragmented and unreadable as you want, full of in-jokes to yourself, whatever. But set a timer and write in that document for 30-60 mins at a time, 1-3x a day, until it’s big and unwieldy enough that you can start mining it for useful tidbits.

*Woof*

What is it, girl?

*Woof woof*

Oh no! Margot’s got money troubles?

Chounder Chounder Hounder Pounder

Anything comma Say

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

go fash, lose cash

I guess da share zone is a lot older than I thought

What the fuck do you mean “it’s time to learn AI”

I know how to write, direct, edit, cast, BUT CAN I TYPE “MAKE NICE MOVIE” INTO MAGIC COMPUTER BOX GEE I DUNNO HELP ME REESE

Reese Witherspoon? The NFT evangelist?

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive-because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Really powerful, hopeful paragraph from the latest article in the Atlantic by @adamserwer.bsky.social

Slow Horses dropping actual footage of the following season as a teaser is the most baller move ever, especially in these times where your average sitcom needs ten years to come up with another joke

I'm pretty fuckin far from okay