The nose bleeds will continue until morale improves.

😬💀 Good luck!

Muppet Treasure Island is CRIMINALLY underrated and the best Treasure Island adaptation hands down.

Oh to be an anemone dancing in the surf on a sunny day 🥺

I know you know this, but gonna say it anyway - take care of yourself while you're taking in that content. That shit is traumatizing.

I watched that Passengers movie with Chris Pratt because I thought it was horror and when it wasn't and she just fell in love with him for robbing her of the rest of her life I was just so grossed out. So so grossed out.

The fucking worst.

Brick by Brick: A Budget Win Builds Momentum for #FixtheBricks - Building Connections Just when it seemed like momentum had stalled on legislation focused on advancing the life-saving retrofits for unreinforced masonry (URM) buildings, #FixtheBricks found new footing—this time in the s...

The state Legislature awarded our agency &
@wastatecommerce.bsky.social a combined $300,000 to work on the seismic vulnerability of unreinforced masonry building issues. Our thanks to everyone involved in getting this funding.

More info here: buildingconnections.seattle.gov/2026/04/08/b...

@theneedling.com Marie is trying to edge in on your territ-- oh, sorry, just now receiving word that this post wasn't supposed to be satire. Never mind.

I've been trying to figure out the best way to describe my current mental and physical state and I finally got it:

I'm at "put the peeps in the chili pot."

I *always* put my Ajovy injection off. It doesn't even hurt that much! And not for long! But it's enough.

The only correct answer is Holes.

DRIP DEVILS I love it

do they let you have a medically induced coma for just a few days if you ask nicely

😭 why can't there be an alert for "COME LOOK AT THIS COOL THING"??

She's beautiful. 😭❤️

WHAT. NO ONE TOLD ME.

I wouldn't wish that anxiety even on a robot. 😔

Okay, so who's convincing private developers to fund design for tsunami vertical evacuation structures? Or the site specific hazard modeling needed for that design? Because right now, FEMA grants are covering that. Or were.

BRIC had its problems, and I'm honestly not sad to see the deeply flawed Community Disaster Resilience Zones gone, but this isn't a fix - this is malicious compliance.

This is honestly so bad. Where are communities supposed to get the funding to create construction ready projects that this new BRIC will fund? Do they think engineering firms just whip full design specs up for free? That hazard modeling - hell, even just project management - can be done in ChatGPT?

A lot of them hope a good portion of us (you know, the people they represent?) rot in hell too. 🤷

We could put it around his neck like a modern day stock? Would he prefer that?

@governorferguson.bsky.social @emilyrandallwa.bsky.social @murray.senate.gov let's gooooo!

I love wife guy energy. Why wouldn't you be totally hyped all the time about the person you love??

Oh Dennis. 😭

Oh MY

Does he, like.... find some weird bubble... plant... things... and use them to breathe underwater or something??

THE CROWS AT THE END OMG

Holy SHIT yes what even was that.