I’m watching John Oliver ripping these betting sites right now. Seems ironic

A new stadium, but bring original troughs. Nostalgic and also save few dollars

It’s Friday and strait is open, wonder if something happens Sunday to move markets higher

Wait til he hears about bodega cats

That might seem bit Jim Jones like.

Maybe it’s like a cursed monkey paw.

American church schism is gonna be lit

What the hell is this

Wasn’t the strait supposed to be open?

I wonder if AI will be like people.
Like some AI is yes earth is a sphere,
then there is stupid AI that believes earth is flat as it pours raw milk all over its circuits

Maybe we should let the smart people also run country. Not just NASA.

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How long til we find out the 4 Artemis astronauts got superpowers?

So much winning

I feel like I missed out on what’s going on today

Probably some graffiti on overpass in Manhattan, Kansas. Bunch of wheat heads down there

Like a little wind has ever stopped someone😁

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

Good for this reporter to ask Flood this question

It could also be 2 week break before the next season of this made for tv bs

There is still plenty of people in rural areas that support what he is doing

College kids been finding ways to drink forever

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You didn’t start speaking in tongues?

I might have some 17 stadium club. If that’s what sc means

Anyone building sets? If so, what are you working on?

I would’ve preferred a new Newsroom series

That’s gonna make Easter lunch awkward for some families

Can’t make out what that helmet sticker looks like

Is there a wager on how crazy this speech will be tonight on polymarket?

Between shredding and spray, choke cherries gone in this area

Original title was “how to be insufferable a-hole”