So the US position that conflicts within Iranian leadership were the key stumbling point is not true then?

Shocked Pikachu face dot gif.

Delusions of grandeur? We're going to cut off China's oil because Iran keeps outsmarting Trump. What if China decides to cut off our chip supply from Taiwan? These people are all as stupid as Trump.

Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "Really what this has demonstrated is that we can choke off China's oil anytime we want. We now have Venezuela's oil -- it's under our control -- and we can stop the flow of Iranian oil anytime."

Short answer to your question: NO. Nuts is a job requirement.

2026, Hung Cao became the Acting Secretary of the Navy, and he has previously expressed beliefs that "witchcraft" has taken over parts of California, specifically in Monterey.
Oh for cryin’ out loud! Will Trump ever appoint someone that IS NOT NUTS?

Pete Hegseth’s Zero Tolerance for Competence Warning: The following post is 100% factual. Sadly.

Warning: The following post is 100% factual. Sadly.

The Borowitz report:
America, meet your new Acting Secretary of the Navy: Hung Cao.

Who, you might be wondering, is Hung Cao?

www.borowitzreport.com/p/pete-hegse...

I’m not a betting woman, but if I were me thinks Navy Secretary John Phelan refused illegal orders.

Seems quite sensible.

How twisted! - fired Navy head Phelan wanted to build gigantic battleships (b/c those were so successful in WW2?), but Pete Hegseth prefers unmanned killer drone ships (a smarter play, in my opinion), so he's replacing Phelan with a guy who thinks California has been overrun by witches.

Sorry HogsBreath, We're Sticking
With Mark Kelly, Senator, Astronaut
And Navy Pilot.......

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

Trump Posts Late-Night Truth Social Rant Claiming Circuses Not Violent Enough WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth Social rant late last night in which he c...

“When I was a kid, a lot more people and animals got hurt, but not anymore—total disgrace!” wrote President Donald Trump

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up Wednesday morning to find that he had drunkenly gotten a neo-N...

“Shit, shit, shit—there’s no way I can go outside looking like this,” said a hungover Nate Hanlon

Sources say that if Kash Patel cannot stop binge drinking and spending taxpayer dollars on his personal travel, Donald Trump is prepared to fire the highest ranking woman at the FBI.

Alan Dershowitz's defection to the Republican Party could have a chilling effect on Democrats' ability to recruit authoritarian pro-Netanyahu pedophiles who continually go on Fox News to praise Donald Trump.

Twitter uses algorithms that ensure that 90% of the most visible accounts will be on the far right politically. Here's why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

The Ethicist | My mail order trad wife found my Grindr account and is threatening to tell my right-wing podcast’s sponsors about it. Should I ask ICE to deport her?

America’s international standing has sunk so low that Iran’s religious leaders now refer to it not as “The Great Satan” but as “Tiny Satan”.

Kash Patel is disputing the Atlantic’s claims that he spends $1500 a week at bars. The real number, he says, is much larger.

Since Trump's "assassination attempt" is coming back up, I'd like to reiterate the fact that it was fake.

You were fooled.
He wasn't shot.

Oh, and he is in the files.

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Pentagon says navy secretary is leaving, marking another top leader’s departure Exit of John Phelan, navy’s top civilian official, comes a week after Pete Hegseth fired army’s top officer

Chaos from bottom to top.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Extraordinary brilliance, statistical division - Lawyers, Guns & Money Writing on Truth Social, Trump on Wednesday claimed a “RIGGED ELECTION” had taken place in Virginia despite there being absolutely no evidence of any irregularities or fraud in the conduct of the pleb...

“President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages,” Kennedy said. “If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that’s a 600 percent reduction.”

In the real world, that works out to a 1.67% price reduction.

www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/extr...

Are you fucking kidding me?

Is Biden in the room with us right now?

My AI told me this:

"Spirit Airlines is struggling due to high debt, persistent losses, and surging fuel costs. The airline faces intense competition from legacy carriers offering low-cost fares, engine defects grounding its fleet, and failed merger attempts."

Freaking Joe Biden.

Why? Are we going to provide Spirit with free fuel while Trump's War continues?

This is TFG using the chance to undo another Biden decision for political points.

And make taxpayers pay a business debt.

I’m for protecting jobs but not for bailing out companies while we have homeless veterans, failing schools and people without healthcare.

I'm not a scientist, but does the wind really stop blowing when the sun goes down?

I'm not an economist, but if fossil fuels used to provide 80% of our energy and now wind and solar provide 30%. Doesn't that leave us with both more capacity and lower costs?

An entire party of "but Biden!"

its so fucking exhausting