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Posts by Van Hammer

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AI HAS NO PLACE IN THE CREATIVE SPHERE
AI CAN NEVER REPLACE HUMAN ARTISTS
AI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND STYLIZATION
AI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EMOTION
AI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND FUCKING ANYTHING

PICK UP. THE FUCKING. PENCIL.
YOU HAVE A CREATIVE BONE IN YOU.

USE IT.

1 month ago 1393 280 47 9
A post-impressionism oil painting depicting a nude woman wearing black stockings in a dimly lit interior setting, likely a domestic scene

A post-impressionism oil painting depicting a nude woman wearing black stockings in a dimly lit interior setting, likely a domestic scene

black stockings have always been hot

1 month ago 72 11 1 0
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DOJ #CoverUp

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

1 month ago 5025 1647 91 50
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

1 month ago 26745 10531 76 207
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I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

1 month ago 2073 238 56 10

I have an afternoon doctor's appointment, so obviously I'm in waiting mode 🙂

1 month ago 22 1 2 0

If you feel overwhelmed just think of nice things.

People you love.
Things you enjoy.

Take calming breaths in and out.

You are absolutely wonderful and shouldn't beat yourself up over things you can't control.

Ignore toxic people, vibe with the good ones.

Life is beautiful with you in it. 💖🫂

2 months ago 148 29 9 0
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Would it be too blasphemous to create a Star Wars 5e statblock for the USS Enterprise?

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

10+ years of D&D experience, and only recently found VtM.
I've spent hours trying to min/max a build for 5e.
I've shot down ideas because it was just too ineffective in combat.

In VtM, these aren't issues.
VtM is way more driven by the setting, roleplay, and narrative. I love the change of pace.

6 months ago 2 0 1 0

[sneeze one]

bless you

[sneeze two]

bless you

[sneeze three]

you are under arrest

7 months ago 258 34 19 2

when i was 13 years old i saw pitch black and the chronicles of riddick & i thought richard b riddick was the coolest guy you could possibly imagine and i was right, ive never changed my opinion

8 months ago 150 24 7 1

I don’t want to work. I want to eat Pizza Rolls and play video games all day.

9 months ago 358 38 37 5
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9 months ago 8 3 0 1

With the amount of hairs falling out of my head daily, it's amazing I haven't been implicated in any local crime scenes.

9 months ago 724 88 37 4
“From the depths” by William Balfour-Ker. A lavish party of the wealth is interrupted by an upraised fist breaking through their dance floor; underneath we can see the entire party venue is built on the shoulders of the marginalized and lower classes.

“From the depths” by William Balfour-Ker. A lavish party of the wealth is interrupted by an upraised fist breaking through their dance floor; underneath we can see the entire party venue is built on the shoulders of the marginalized and lower classes.

“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker

9 months ago 15064 3975 229 232
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Good morning, just a reminder that an entire system was built on our insecurities, profits off them, and charges us excessive amounts for the “fixes” they create but what’s really expensive is the time we spend chasing a fix because we don’t get time back.

9 months ago 130 11 5 0
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Morning y'all & happy Fridayyy! ☕️🥱

Hope everyone has a great weekend! ✨🖤

9 months ago 55 5 4 0

DM: Ready to play?

Player: Yep! Quick question, do we use encumbrance?

DM: Not in my games, no.

Player: Okie dokie!

DM: The only weight you have to deal with is the weight of your actions.

#DnD

9 months ago 294 26 4 1
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When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:

10 months ago 7529 928 124 51
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Good morning friends 🫶🏻💜

10 months ago 753 89 23 7
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10 months ago 21779 3467 451 153

Chances are the FBI agent that monitors you is getting fired soon.

Soon it'll be time for you to look up how to make tannerite.

1 year ago 10 2 1 0

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK

1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping

1 year ago 15032 830 505 83

craving another piercing…..

1 year ago 26 2 1 0
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if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated

1 year ago 888 192 24 3

National egg shortage
(they all finally started taking hrt)

1 year ago 62 3 1 0
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When @resist.bot asks you for a prompt so it can write you a letter to send to your senators

(But jokes aside, it generated a wonderfully-worded and professional letter and you should all do this right now)

1 year ago 24 3 0 1