He’s Sick In The Head Sister

person on grindr: looking for fun meets

me: looking for fun meats

Continuing on with my Nuzlocke!!! Heading to the Saffari zone so we're either going to catch like six pokemon or no pokemon <3

www.twitch.tv/binkybodd

Rina Sawayama:

I’m continuing my nuzlocke hehe - 2 badges no deaths, OMW to the S.S. Anne twitch.tv/binkybodd

Where is your HOLE

Why is my bagel giving botched butthole tea

this by-election may contain hope

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

remembered a good tweet

a top 10 feeling is loading into an overwatch lobby and seeing someone has the trans flag and KNOWING they're going to carry me

photo of me cheesing on a punting boat in cambridge on a river

Scudamore!? I couldn't scuda any less if I tried!

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

anyone have 2.6k dollars so i can queen out with her

Happy birthday!!!

does anyone care that i'm going to have repair people repairing things in my flat for two weeks

The opticians LOOOVE to tell me my eye test is overdue.

u think I can't see that???

finally joined a queer WoW guild and they took me on my first mythic dungeon run and they were all so nice to me 😭😭😭 and no one died!!!

finally healing from my Gruul's Lair childhood trauma

WAIT IT SOUNDED LIKE I WAS SAYING CHILDHOOD TRAUMA IS FUNNY

This is so funny (if true), I would do the same thing. Like how can I help these kids survive a devastating trauma… all I have are these damn light up ice cubes…

just emoting to that ariana song and barely dancing... i know the calum scott cover of dancing on my own went triple platinum in those queens' houses

Burnt my scalp bleaching my head hehe

Would love to see some oomfs there supporting one of my best friends!!!

Okay I think these might be poisoning me. Guess I’ll stop eating them 🙄🙄🙄

NOT LEAD PAINT. They taste how nail varnish smells. A little bit fizzy too… sorry for the confusion

Eating pomegranate seeds in bulk because mine expired two hours ago. And let me tell you. Some of these taste like lead paint

Getting all those soap suds on my plates!

A plate and a bowl HATE to see me sudsmaxxing

Not cared about anything Marvel in YEARS but just got an ad showing Jessica Jones in the Daredevil tv show… I might have to watch