Dennis Prager tried to tell us.
youtube.com/watch?v=oziZ...

The Supreme Court found that a school acknowledging the existence of LGBTQ people was such a violation of freedom of religion that they had to allow opt outs but now the 5th circuit says kids being exposed to the ten commandments isn't. The law is such a joke.

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

U.S. Considers Financial Support for Oil-Rich U.A.E.

Seems like NYT should have mentioned that UAE's spymaster bought 49% of Trump's World Liberty Financial and used $2B of its USD1 stablecoin, directing hundreds of millions to Trump.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/b...

Democrats getting more backlash for attempting redistricting in Virginia in response to completely unprecedented GOP powergrabs than Republicans have gotten for gerrymandering for decades is extremely grim shit ngl.

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the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself

we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

Screenshot of The Onion Store listing for the "Onion.InfoWear: Double-Sided, Limited Edition Tote Bag", showing a price of $30.00 USD.

Still showing $30 USD here. It would certainly be fitting if they adopted dynamic pricing for the InfoWars merch.

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I thought about buying a second subscription for my cat just so I could get the tote, but then I found the tote is available by itself:
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Looks like they have it on their store for $30.

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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A step away from asking the Russians to investigate their own influence operations in the US. The guiding principle of Trump policy is that Russian ops are good because they support him personally. The guiding principle of Russian policy is that Trump is good because he wrecks the US & helps Russia.

This is incredible.

Also. Fuck RFK Jr.

The author of this article refused to sign an NDA, giving up severance and healthcare benefits to tell this story.

If you didn't read it already, read it.

Because he refused, we may be able to stop the Kennedy Center from being sold for parts and turned into a gaudy MAGA fundraising warehouse.

In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.

This is crazy. Just open-air larceny.

🤨🤨

Apparently my work has decided to migrate from Slack to @teams.microsoft.com and hoo boy is that limit of 5,000 custom emojis going to hurt.

🧵 and reminder: know your history bc they’ll try this again.

Supreme court sides with oil and gas firms in Louisiana coastal damage fight 8-0 ruling gives companies new day in federal court after firms including Chevron ordered to pay millions for cleanup

SCOTUS just handed a win to oil & gas companies fighting lawsuits over coastal land loss & environmental degradation in Louisiana.

The 8-0 procedural decision gives the companies a new day in federal court after a state jury ordered Chevron to pay upward of $740m to clean up damage.

No pay wall.

And there it is....

Update in Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against his own I.R.S., in which he seeks taxpayer-funded damages for the prior release of his tax records

Trump legal filing says he's in "discussions" with his own I.R.S. to "avoid protracted litigation"

Trump is desperately throwing everything at the wall to get a simulacrum of a 'ceasefire' in order to make the markets go up, not realizing that brute physical reality is going to crush the economy between now and the election.

To be fair, I don't know if Trump even knows physical reality exists.

The only way you can read this is that FISA 702 has been turned against American citizens in violation of the 4th Amendment.

The Trump regime follows no law. It's the Fuck You Stop Me admin.

The Trump-appointed chairman of the panel approving his planned fascist arch turns out to be an architect who restores palaces in Russia, lectures in Russia, and publishes in Russia: Rodney Mims Cook Jr., son of a famous GA politician, now a cartoonishly pretentious monument builder. 1/

At 1.5 trillion you could literally just end hunger and homelessness in our country like full stop. Free food at schools and public buildings, rent every hotel or empty house in the country and literally house everyone! And have cash left over!

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").

Despicable fucking government.

The trick is roll-up vacuum packing bags.

There was literally a pangolin that flew combat sorties with the CIA in a dirty war in Laos that then died after drinking too much gin, so there’s at least one pangolin whose record is morally ambiguous

The Scandalous Lies Used To Accuse Hasan Piker of Antisemitism: An Investigation How organizations and leaders laundered clips from an Islamophobic propagandist, deliberately distorted Piker's words, and erased context to manufacture a case against him.

I spent two weeks looking into accusations that Hasan Piker is antisemitic. What I found was damning: prominent organizations and leaders have spread total falsehoods about him.

Whether he's antisemitic is for you to decide. But everyone should care when the ADL & politicians spread disinformation.