i just put together that the Anne Marie Lastrassi conspiracy is probably why Beyoncé sings in Italian on Cowboy Carter. Our petty queen.

ok. back to my social media hiatus.

and who has let him do all this?????? hint it rhymes with Pongress.

of all her characters, emily is the one that made me most heavily question my sexuality.

that SUIT AT THE CEMETERY?!

i really want to watch another simple favor, but do I really want to watch blake lively for over an hour?

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blue curtain and saying oh well whaddayagonnado . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blue curtain and saying oh well whaddayagonnado .

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're one to talk about being bribed.

rumors were you took a bribe to pass the budget.

i'm a massive fan of the less dishes part.

B.Y.O.S.
(or own Owala, Hydroflask, Refresh, ....)

touche. touche.

is this another industry millenials have killed??

i was literally thinking yesterday about how the only cups in my cabinet are for coffee.

i'm seeing beyoncé in two months and seven days.

"returning to their japan." no one else's

(for logistics, i had them include an english transcript for the speech.)

they finally did it for the last speech (a speech in Japanese about why people should study abroad at GSU) and not only are they more visibly comfortable, but the class response has been amazing!

i had an international/exchange student this semester who is returning to their Japan over the summer.

given that context, I told them they could do one of their last 2 speeches in Japanese if they wanted since that's the mode their public speaking would likely take.

he wants to be the next obama so damn bad he can't see he's no where near that caliber.

un peu de français

i’m particularly fond of 51-across in todays NYT crossword.

my most common feedback to authors in reviews:

"the citations are overwhelmingly white. if you're going to engage [marginalized concept/method/theory/framework], then your citations should reflect that same commitment."

I don't understand why it's so hard to understand

screengrab from a group.me chat with dr. mason's students. student shared a meme saying, " 'you're soo manipulative' god forbid i use my persuasive language skills." student's message reads: god forbid i acutally apply what i'm learning from dr. mason's lecture.

notes from teaching.

i just finished #Oathbound.

i am wholly unwell.

230293746392746★/5

preferably, make and keep these lists before you pass on.

advice from the talc powder lawsuit trenches: please make and keep a list of 1) all your addresses from birth on, 2) all your employment from birth on, 3) how many times you buy a product per month from birth on, and 4) how and where you apply baby powder from birth on. 🤪

i appreciate companies sending "do you want to opt out of [parent]'s day emails?" emails.

but like...i still want the sales.

now I'm just an orphan and paying full price???

who knew trying to place in the duolingo tournament would be a full time job this week?!

how do these people have T H O U S A N D S of points already. (#1 is over 14k, #10 is over 4k)

i'm tbd on my plan for my body when I exit, but if i chose the wormfood route, I would appreciate my grave marker reading: "too pretty to do math."

maybe you should talk to your bestie chuck. he’s familiar with bending the knee

i barely even watched the show and I despise this man child

WHAT DO YOU MEAN QUATRE-VINGT-DIX IS NINETY

whoever invented french counting—specifically after sixty-nine—needs to be in that circle
of hell were the eagle rips out your guts over and over and over.