“I’m like an everyday American who loves his country, loves the sport of hockey and champions my friends when they raise a gold medal and invite me in to celebrate,” Patel said.
I bet he thinks strippers like him too...
Dickheads at the... Taco Bell!
"Oh no, the leopards! They ate my face too! They told me we were friends!"- Caitlyn Jenner (probably)
"The struggle is bus."- My poor tired hubsband (sic)
@kenj1986.us
I need people to stop touching shit that doesn't belong to them.
Those pens on my desk, no touch.
Other people's money, nope.
The Eisenhower Executive Office Building, just stop.
Vessels departing the Strait of Hormuz that aren't specifically flagged as US vessels, absolutely not.
You mean the blonde ones aren't all called "Kelly"?!?
Also, peppers are berries!
I miss the other kind of taco Tuesday. They both give me heartburn, but at least one of them lets me have delicious tex-mex/Mexican food instead of war crimes.
Mama-MCR.
The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office.
The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.
Cool, all that being said, maybe go back to DC and start trying to convince your Republican counterparts that he's dangerous.
Cool, now get back to DC and start convincing your Republican counterparts that he's dangerous.
A screen capture from Donald J. Trump's Truth Social account reading, "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Chat, I think we're cooked.
To this day I cannot watch this movie without full body sobs, and it's only gotten worse since becoming a parent.
Honorable mention to Brave Little Toaster, and it being the reason I'm nice to inanimate objects.
I cannot wait for the day that I don't have to look at Pee-Wee Himmler ever again.
Because every single politician in Congress is somehow making money off of the chaos. They're either hugely invested in the markets, are getting campaign donations from companies that make war consumables, or lining up sweet deals for once they leave office. They have no interest in stopping him.
I learned a fun new thing about myself today. Sudafed, the good, behind-the-counter kind, makes me unable to accurately perceive the passage of time. I thought I just watched a ten minute YouTube video... Nope, hour and a half, felt like nothing. The microwave waiting on lunch? Literal years.
Man, if only there was a way, like an amendment to the Constitution, or like something Congress could do about this absolutely batshit old man... Damn.
My photo shows a Roman fresco of a brown rabbit with long ears, curled on the ground, with a rounded, soft-looking body. Its head is lowered as if nibbling at three figs placed in front of it. The figs are small and round with short stems, painted in dark reddish and bluish tones. From Pompeii. Now on display at the National Archaeological Museum in Naples.
Here’s a charming Roman fresco of a little rabbit eating figs 🐰❤️
From Pompeii, 45-79 AD.
Now at the Museo Archeologico Nazionale di Napoli. 📷 by me
#FrescoFriday
#Archaeology
I know where you sleep...
These chucklefucks are the only reason I hope the Christian version of hell exists.
This. This right here is why any of this prediction market bullshit is dangerous. There is a reason sports betting is heavily regulated, this should also be.
Soooooooooo, what do we have to do to get people arrested for war crimes??? Is it like a Looney Toons situation where we have to trap them in a shipping container, or is there someone we can call?
Because, honestly, this feels more like a hostage situation daily...
They can pry my right to vote out of my cold, dead, hands.
Just a love double-tap.
Guess what President Bone Spurs? You can't have the Medal of Honor because you never served.
This I believe. I wonder if there's a timer on the teleprompter...
It's not saving our country, it's lining his pockets. Don't let him fucking lie to you.
Uhm... Someone doesn't remember that about 100 years ago there was another "roaring" time period which was followed quite abruptly by a depression that was described by many as "great" and a war that involved many people, a "world war" if you will.
So many unlikeable people in one room... Gross.