That's true even when you consider that we've sent tonnes of literal garbage to landfills in michigan

This is a first for me. I had no idea

I used to love discharging the whip cream pumps at work

3.25% milk loves to act like the only homogenized liquid

well I'm glad you find it funny. I love her but sometimes she makes me want to sit on a knife

She drives me mental! Also she tells me about people i don't know and uses their name like i know who they are

Does anyone else have a friend like this?
Friend: can you print something for me? I don't have printer paper
Me: sure
-she meets me in the lobby and i hand her the printed stuff and a new pack of printer paper
Friend: oh i don't have a printer
Me: i thought you were out of paper
Friend: no

I bet marmalade comes out of it

Yes

Nice!

I'm trying to think of something to post that will celebrate humpday AND Earth Day.
I'm out of blue paint so i can't turn them into a globe

Omg happy birthday you beautiful man!

I was hoping that was a textile rug hooked thing. It would look great as a small wall tapestry

Insane 😍

I always dream about one day being able to wear them and look ok. Otherwise I assume they are for wizarding folk

It was a joke! I'm honestly fine

"...nuts in the pubs at night"

The episode where sara michelle geller clearly has a bad cold so they put a scarf on buffy but don't bother to explain her suddenly scratchy voice

You can fix it. I have faith 🙏

These olives are too salty

I love it

So precious 🥹

I once got a bag of ladybugs as a kid that you're supposed to release in your garden. Well, i wanted to take a quick peak, and i was in the living room. Let me tell you, about 50 escaped, which greatly displeased mother

That's a lot of out of service elevators

The one and only time i did, i was 17. The guy at the gym was like, you have the body fat % of an elite athlete. I was like thanks, I'm a twink who eats garbage

Oh i have intimate experience crushing on someone who avoided me. I understand. It might suck for a while for you, but that person doesn't respect you or your personal relationship enough to communicate properly

yeah that makes sense. It speaks more about them, so you probably dodged a bullet

Ouch! I'm sorry that happened to you

Good morning!😀

omg 😍