I kinda adore it though. 100% dream nonsense, yet... also kinda legit?

Digital art of a buff woman with strawberry blonde hair in a braid leaning her arms against a gigantic bronze axe made of countless interwoven metal vines. Behind her, a tree burns from the inside out. Text on the image reads "Slayer of Yggdrasil"

Two figures wearing suits look up at the camera. The person on the left has on a messy brown suit and tie, his short hair is also a mess. This is Detective Eugene Windgate. The person next to him wears a blue-sh black suit and tie. Their hair is a lighter brownish-blonde and their skin is more pale. A mass of things, mechanical and biological grow from their left arm, including but not limited to: an alligator head, dragon wing, motorcycle engine block, ceiling support beams, giant coconut crab legs and body, kitchen sink, brick wall, multiple chainsaws, bird wing, wolf head, jet engine, another human arm and torso, and a cube that's wearing the same suit and tie as the rest of that figure. A human ear and hair are visible on the meatcube. This is Detective Page Simmons. Text on the image reads "Book of CoL: The Ember Child." A signature at the bottom reads "Sarah 'Neila' Elkins 2022"

Digital illustration of a pile of rubble that was once the nightclub called "Stick Shifter's." Debris rains from the sky, including a bar tap and stool, as a broad shouldered buff figure in a dark suit and tie steps forward. This figure is Detective Page Simmons. Their hair is shaved on the sides with the longer portion whipping in the wind. Their left hand looks normal but their right is partially forming as if it's made from liquid. Their right leg and boot are planted on a large piece of rubble but their left leg is a warped set of tendrils and metal and eyes that is emerging from the rubble. A signature on the image reads "Sarah 'Neila' Elkins 2023"

Digital illustration of a messy bedroom decorated with anime wall scrolls, a full sized body pillow of a dragon person, unmade bed, glowing neon skull shaped lamp, dirty underwear and socks on the floor, and a large lawn skull made of cement. In the foreground is Thunderskull, a tall skeleton man with horns, wearing a Santa hat. Flames flit out of his empty eye sockets as he takes a photo of himself in a mirror. He's also wearing a large baggy black hoodie and has his right arm, which is still fleshy, in a pink cast held to his chest with a fabric strap. Text on the image reads "Season's Greetings!" and a signature reads "Sarah 'Neila' Elkins 2023"

Hello #PortfolioDay

I'm Sarah aka Neila, an asexual artist & writer with chronic ossifying tennis elbow.

I write webnovels mixing mystery, body horror, fantasy, & scifi!

I draw & have worked in the US comic industry since 2008

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sarahneilaelkins.com

Hello #portfolioday I'm Eve and I do a lot of character portraits and illustrations. Here is some of my work!

A character taking a selfie in their room, there's a ghost dove and a snake around them. The room is cluttered.

Be Yourself. 🪽

Mystery Swords

That sounds like a fun and nice birthday to me!

Cake makes everything better.

Happy birthday! Hope you have a good day full of fun and delight. Assuming you're into that kinda thing.

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Hey folks, it's my birthday today, and if a few folks could share my art, that would be stellar! 💫

I'm still kinda mad that Armored Core found the perfect formula for amazingly fun gameplay that made every frame weight class feel both useful and unique...

And immediately discarded that forever as they churned out mostly mediocre sequels. Give me for Answer's combat over 6's slowness any day!

Via: grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Some of these are kinda just... I couldn't think of anything else for the category? I'm sure the me of another day would move a few things around too, but here's what current me did.

Details are in alt text.

1) Reading.

2) Writing.

3) Seeing genuine engagement with things I wrote and/or enjoy.

4) Cats.

Blind Chaos Book 5, Chapter 10! A friendship is formed, and another is denied.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/9618...

Books 1&2 are available on Amazon/KU! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DK7T53L1

#femalemc #fantasy #royalroad #booksky #blindchaos #btdem #adventurer #lgbtq+ #sapphic #wlw #lesfic #litRPG

If your heart and bones are becoming swords, please consult a medical professional IMMEDIATELY.

...I do not need to buy the game a third time, especially since I wouldn't have access to the DLC if I did. -repeats this to myself over and over, hoping I get distracted-

Yesterday I slept well and drank 3 mugs of tea and wrote roughly 7,000 words.

Today I slept poorly, drank 1 mug of tea, and have stared at everything productive I can possibly do for almost 3 hours without success.

Clearly the only possible explanation is that I should have continued to chug tea.

When we first got the heated cat beds, I set them up in one part of our home. They never, ever got used. Fast forward 8-9 months and I had to move them for cleaning.

And the cats almost IMMEDIATELY became addicted, to the extent they fought over them, forcing us to add more.

100% Location-based.

Book 5 - Chapter 9 - Minor Interlude – Rani – Unending Pursuit - Blind Chaos - Tales Beneath the Dragoneye Moons Hyrria Rani Pyrae hadn’t been born into the lofty name that she carried. In truth, most of her early memories were things that she’d rather forget. She’d just been another slave, a tender child that w...

Blind Chaos Book 5, Chapter 9! A glance backwards, as both order and sanity crumble...

www.royalroad.com/fiction/9618...

Books 1&2 are available on Amazon/KU! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DK7T53L1

#femalemc #fantasy #royalroad #booksky #blindchaos #btdem #adventurer #lgbtq+ #sapphic #wlw #lesfic #litRPG

Charming

Wait wait wait, C-3PO wasn't a woman?! Nooooo, my childhood crush!

Morning bump! No bids yet, this ends tomorrow ☺️

WELL, if you like big ladies, my friend, then you will almost certainly enjoy Dark Science dresdencodak.com/archives/

Tipsy has found the place she truly belongs. Why won't this magic portal let her through?!

I'd wonder if they're hiring, but I don't know if I can hold much more hatred for the publishing industry in my heart.

All of my cover art is by @nozomimats.bsky.social !

Blind Chaos: Budding Rhythm - A Chaos-Touched LitRPG Amazon.com: Blind Chaos: Budding Rhythm - A Chaos-Touched LitRPG eBook : CrimCat: Kindle Store

I've released two books of my series, Blind Chaos, thus far! Book 3 should be on pre-order this month; I'm actively working on it.

Book 1: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DK7T53L1

Book 2: www.amazon.com/dp/B0G6KM3WYN

RR (unreleased books, free to read): www.royalroad.com/fiction/9618...

Website: crimcat.com

In light of the conversation about how hard it is to promote your own book: Post a link to buy your book here and I’ll boost it cause you destroyed yourself to get it done, your publisher won’t help you sell it, and you deserve cheers and admiration for your accomplishment.

How to support an author on a budget Write a review Recommend to a friend Follow on social media Share their content Engage with their posts Subscribe to their newsletter Give the shout out Cheer them on Your favorite authors will thank you.

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Apparently people are saying authors talk about their books too much?

Do you think we have anything *else* going on in our heads most of the time?

Anyways, I have a new one out just a week or so ago, check it out!

The fact that I never get this type of spam is the greatest proof that I'm a market failure. Alas.