Woman With A Tit Out YouTube video by CharactersWelcome

I’m convinced that bottom word bubble is hiding something

That could be a good curse, "Go ring chimes in Hell, Elon!"

Did somebody say "Iago?"

The vibes today are… headed for the bottom, but they're riding you all the way.

Bobcat Goldthwait Twinkie 1985 YouTube video by palealien

Second voice I thought of

First voice I thought of!

Screenshot of weather reports opening grafs: By Caitlyn Freeman Seattle Times breaking news reporter Seattle's It Couple, Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe, may have called it quits, but at least the weather is uplifting this weekend. The National Weather Service says the third weekend in April will be warm and sunny, with temperatures reaching low 7os at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Saturday saw a high around 68. Highs could hit the mid-zos Sunday.

Screenshot of closing grafs : A high-pressure system has moved into the region from the west, bringing warmer temperatures in its carry-on, said Jeff Michalski, a meteorologist with the weather service in Seattle. Michalski said there's nothing too extraordinary about the weekend forecast. No more surprises is just what fans of Rapinoe and Bird likely need as they scroll through the couple's pictures throughout the years.

Damn, the Seattle Times weather reporter is really taking this one hard.

The vibes today are… Standard rewards in corners, full-board in new quarters.

And also, I’m hiding behind my fingers, so you can’t even see me!

I’m not saying I’ll start listening to DMB, but major respect, and I’ve stopped listening to Radiohead. Even tossed my tee shirts.

Adjusting his belt buckle is not what I thought he was doing.

Still, you gotta admit, it's rare to see an angry white man wearing a blue cap these days.

The Strait of Hormuz passage is beginning to resemble a friend’s bad relationship. Every time the US and Iran declare a cease fire and the Strait reopens, everybody’s like, “Riiiight. Let’s see how long it lasts this time.”

Damn, the Tulsa call center was not playing around!

3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme Three Southern California residents have been sentenced in a bizarre insurance fraud scheme which prosecutors say involved them staging fake bear attacks on high-end cars.

Imagine the conversation that must have led up to these three geniuses concluding this was a good idea that would absolutely work. There’s a hilarious short story to be had here.

The vibes today are… sunshine in a bag.

Geez, some dudes will go to lengths to avoid public transit.

Heated Rivalry, but the dystopian violent world of competitive slap fighting!

I'm calling it Fuck, That Hurts!

Never Been to Spain YouTube video by El Vez - Topic

He might be listening to the very cool version by El Vez!

Stay away from the plains, though. Ain't sunny there.

The execrable Rob Schneider, co-starring in Surf Ninjas, seen here from mid-chest up in a purple and black surf suit, with close cropped red hair and the kind of dumb look, only he can express, standing next to a white surfboard with some trees and a building in the background.

Quit your moaning. At least they're not surf ninjas!

Heated Rivalry, but the high stakes, winner-take-all world of competitive eating!

Possible titles: Hot Dogs or Hard to Swallow.

Heated Rivalry, but the fast paced, action packed world of pro bowling!

Working title: Hard Balls.

Heated Rivalry, but the high stakes world of Grandmaster chess!!

I’m calling it Hard Moves

Look, the 10 commandments prohibit graven images. It doesn’t even mention Jesus memes created by software.

The vibes today are… still circling the toilet bowl, refusing to go down.

I see it slightly differently. They're always going to be more angry, because fascism is a spiraling soul sickness cosplaying as a political movement.

If we could only elect a trans woman president, the problem would solve itself as their heads explode en masse!

“I guess I heard about original sin, I heard the dude blamed the chick, I heard the chick blamed the snake
I heard they were naked when they got busted and I heard things ain't been the same since"