Happy Helicopters and Tomato Sauce Day, to those who celebrate.

Red Hot Chili Papal.

The Sharif don't like it

I had this exact same thought several years back.

Come again?

#phrasing

What an absolutely beautiful evening. ❤️

2 Passion 2 Christ.

Always a pleasure sharing the stage with my brother from another mother. ❤️

*record scratch*

"Yep, that's me. I'm sure you're wondering how I landed in this predicament. Well, it all started..."

In the words of Dean Vernon Wormer, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." 😆

You can't convince me that there's a better 90s movie soundtrack. Can't be done.

Happy 24th Birthday to the introduction of my love of John Frusciante's solo career. 💙🧡

Y'all. My mind is blown.

Ope, there's an 'S.' Better put a fuckin' apostrophe!

Master Chief?

More like Master Cheeks, amiright?

We're such a joke.

I shudder to think of the amount of drugs involved in the thought process of, "Man, you know what this track needs? Roseanne."

Big if true.

That's amazing. 😆

Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't really have a shortage of, uh... interesting weapons. Lol

Thank you so much! 🙂

Thank you so much! Happy New Year to you and that handsome devil of yours!

❤️❤️❤️

Choreography by JoJo Siwa.

Holidays. Next to playing shows, one of the hardest times to abstain from alcohol. Not going back, though. Made it this far. Why not keep going?

Batman: Arkham Origins is a Christmas game. Confirmed.

"Has the song finally ended, Clarice?"

Big ol' baby.

Anthony Kiedis out here looking like D-Day from Animal House.