one day we will look back on all of this and realize we were already screaming back then

self reflection only hurts a little bit

frankly, i think it’s beautiful that we’re all on here together as we descend deeper into madness

I was just trying to organize my thoughts, sorry about the mess.

we've come up with a system where you can demonstrate growth to shareholders by hiring more people than you should, but also you can demonstrate growth by firing more people than you should. we call it the economy and we think it's going to be great

Sure, be yourself if you don’t have any better options.

To the east of mill city, oregon. Trees in silhouette along the bottom with mountains in silhouette beyond that. All under cloudy skies with some sunlight breaking through ☮️

the eastern sky today

📷 The first night of spring

passwords should be like “that’s close enough”

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.

I solve 55% of my problems by just going to bed.

I want to do everything in a peaceful, nothing sort of way

when people have fun at my expense I just hit them with disinterest

False endings keep leaping towards the inevitable call of the balanced equation or epiphany, whichever comes first.

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

i understand that we've all grown accustomed to the feeling that everything is readily available to us all the time no matter what but i'm here to say: what if that's actually not good for you? what if delaying gratification imparts more meaning to the experiences you do have? something to ponder!

you can go to bandcamp dot com, buy some albums, and put them on a hard drive to listen to later. any time you want! in whatever order you want! no ads or anything. i know it seems to good to be true but it's real

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?

A tree with pink blossoms overlooks a sidewalk near a white picket fence. Green grass as far as the eye can see. A seemingly idyllic suburban scene.

A view from the “cute street” in my neighborhood.

this is a test of your mute function

i think i will never feel bad again then i feel a little too good and then i feel bad about it

every mushroom is either harmless, deadly, or knows secrets

Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.

You can’t outrun the consequences of being stupid forever, but sometimes you don’t notice them, due to being stupid

You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.

my toaster only toasts one side of the bread now: 2026

The sound of the rain right now.