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Posts by Miniature Enemy Crab

the rapidly approaching "mizzen mast" (which of course is absolutely NOT actually called a "boom") is a great touch.

22 hours ago 1 0 1 0

yes, "grind":
👉Give yourself proper nutrition
👉Rest when you need to
👉Invigorate yourself by talking to friends or family
👉Notice when you are uncomfortable and adjust your posture
👉Don't be too hard on yourself

1 day ago 2 1 0 1

i was taking the photo because the lighting looked cool and then this happened

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

bsky.app/profile/doub...

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A white man with a beard stands in front of bookshelves full of books. He is wearing a black T shirt with a design on it by Kim Hu that says AAAAAAAAAAHH

A white man with a beard stands in front of bookshelves full of books. He is wearing a black T shirt with a design on it by Kim Hu that says AAAAAAAAAAHH

I work for the library, famously a place one should not scream. Thank you Kim

1 week ago 84 7 1 1

It doesn't solve their problems but it does create problems for everyone else

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

And I guess I should be clear that I mean these people should never have this level of power

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

this describes FAR too many people who have power

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

it was like 8 years ago, but as I recall everybody said they were basically the same

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Two orange containers of baked cheese snacks. Both say they are 100% cheese. One is meant for dogs and the other is meant for people.

Two orange containers of baked cheese snacks. Both say they are 100% cheese. One is meant for dogs and the other is meant for people.

One time I noticed that we had baked cheese snacks for dogs and for humans that were nearly identical (both 100% cheese!) so I got a bunch of people at a party to try them and see if they can find any difference

1 week ago 6 0 2 0
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Don't worry. That was just Neil Armstrong's soul, which we were finally able to rescue from the moon

1 week ago 6 0 0 0

nature abhors a vacuum, but applauds a vacuum survivor

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squids and people all live on earth for a reason: space is not friendly

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

headshot hygge

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I respect your decision but I swear I'm going to give you some money at some point

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Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"

Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"

you do not ever have to hand it to the economist, but I did like this cover

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Are we talking like WoW elf ear size, or even bigger?

1 week ago 0 0 2 0
Ron Funches ticket! in Gmail

Ron Funches ticket! in Gmail

James, back in 2022, before Twitter was a nightmare app, you gave me a free ticket to see Ron Funches and I would love to repay you for that kindness. Please get in touch or share your Venmo if you are comfortable with that

2 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

if it makes you feel any better, it's never a mistake to take plastic out of the sea

2 weeks ago 5 0 0 0
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Fuck having a car

2 weeks ago 29 1 2 0
Kim Hu [skull illustration]. Order [redacted]. Your order is confirmed. Your order is in the works. We'll email you an update when it ships.

Kim Hu [skull illustration]. Order [redacted]. Your order is confirmed. Your order is in the works. We'll email you an update when it ships.

2 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

If the site dies we go somewhere else. If there’s nowhere else then we’re free. No downside in my book. But that’s just me.

2 weeks ago 132 12 4 0
A My Little Tony doll, which is a my little pony which is the body of a pony and the head of the dude on the pizza box. The Pizza man. I have changed the logo for my little pony to say my little tony

A My Little Tony doll, which is a my little pony which is the body of a pony and the head of the dude on the pizza box. The Pizza man. I have changed the logo for my little pony to say my little tony

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

2 weeks ago 1559 329 80 21

Sorry for cursing but It's so fucking good!!!

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

when i'm not workin on my swoops i be slinkin

3 weeks ago 83 5 3 0

Have fun at Uncle Rob's, Patrick!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

we all remember hearing about how much Rob hates to be Perceived

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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I would say that more of them should ride alone into the wilderness but I don't want anything bad to happen to the horses

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

Did Fyobro Dudeskyevsky write The Brothers Cryptomazov

4 weeks ago 38 0 1 0

Thanks for your answer. I will also take this moment to say thanks for Fight Like Hell, I'm an SEIU member so I figured I should know more about the history of unions and I think what I learned from you is that even if a union movement fails, it was worth doing for the sake of future workers

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