the rapidly approaching "mizzen mast" (which of course is absolutely NOT actually called a "boom") is a great touch.
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yes, "grind":
👉Give yourself proper nutrition
👉Rest when you need to
👉Invigorate yourself by talking to friends or family
👉Notice when you are uncomfortable and adjust your posture
👉Don't be too hard on yourself
i was taking the photo because the lighting looked cool and then this happened
bsky.app/profile/doub...
A white man with a beard stands in front of bookshelves full of books. He is wearing a black T shirt with a design on it by Kim Hu that says AAAAAAAAAAHH
I work for the library, famously a place one should not scream. Thank you Kim
It doesn't solve their problems but it does create problems for everyone else
And I guess I should be clear that I mean these people should never have this level of power
this describes FAR too many people who have power
it was like 8 years ago, but as I recall everybody said they were basically the same
Two orange containers of baked cheese snacks. Both say they are 100% cheese. One is meant for dogs and the other is meant for people.
One time I noticed that we had baked cheese snacks for dogs and for humans that were nearly identical (both 100% cheese!) so I got a bunch of people at a party to try them and see if they can find any difference
Don't worry. That was just Neil Armstrong's soul, which we were finally able to rescue from the moon
nature abhors a vacuum, but applauds a vacuum survivor
squids and people all live on earth for a reason: space is not friendly
headshot hygge
I respect your decision but I swear I'm going to give you some money at some point
Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"
you do not ever have to hand it to the economist, but I did like this cover
Are we talking like WoW elf ear size, or even bigger?
Ron Funches ticket! in Gmail
James, back in 2022, before Twitter was a nightmare app, you gave me a free ticket to see Ron Funches and I would love to repay you for that kindness. Please get in touch or share your Venmo if you are comfortable with that
if it makes you feel any better, it's never a mistake to take plastic out of the sea
Fuck having a car
Kim Hu [skull illustration]. Order [redacted]. Your order is confirmed. Your order is in the works. We'll email you an update when it ships.
If the site dies we go somewhere else. If there’s nowhere else then we’re free. No downside in my book. But that’s just me.
A My Little Tony doll, which is a my little pony which is the body of a pony and the head of the dude on the pizza box. The Pizza man. I have changed the logo for my little pony to say my little tony
Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.
Sorry for cursing but It's so fucking good!!!
when i'm not workin on my swoops i be slinkin
Have fun at Uncle Rob's, Patrick!
we all remember hearing about how much Rob hates to be Perceived
I would say that more of them should ride alone into the wilderness but I don't want anything bad to happen to the horses
Did Fyobro Dudeskyevsky write The Brothers Cryptomazov
Thanks for your answer. I will also take this moment to say thanks for Fight Like Hell, I'm an SEIU member so I figured I should know more about the history of unions and I think what I learned from you is that even if a union movement fails, it was worth doing for the sake of future workers