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My man David Byrne released a new album this month

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

love the sinner, stab the eyeballs

Congratulations to the Chicago Bears: the only NFC North team undefeated in 2025!

And then of course there were the endless attempts to investigate or impeach Donald Trump. There was James Comey’s investigation into his ties to Russia and the long-running probe by Special Counsel Robert Mueller. There were congressional investigations into everything from his tax returns to his COVID-19 response. There was a 2017 attempt by House Democrats to launch an impeachment process after Trump’s remarks about the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville and a 2018 attempt invoking the emoluments clause of the Constitution. Then there was the first impeachment, regarding Trump’s demand that Volodymyr Zelensky investigate Hunter Biden’s business dealings in Ukraine before the United States released military aid to the country, and the second impeachment, launched after the assault on the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, when Trump had only days left in office.

Trump committed a series of baldly impeachable offenses, including fomenting a coup. The fact that was able to regain power is the marker of institutional failure, not the fact that the attempts to prosecute him failed.

Oh we could totally recreate it but I just want to time travel instead. It was deep fried!

The monte cristo sandwich from the Florian.