Nothing brings a moody teenager out of their shell like announcing that all future communication will be recorded.

Remember that time when there was a season between winter and summer? I think it was called “spring,” and we could open the windows and let everything air out and it felt really nice?

I miss that.

Now it’s either 45 or 89 during the day. Nothing in between.

It sucks.

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself

Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes?

You deserve better than ice cubes.

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

manatee in an aquarium holding a head of butter lettuce with their flippers up against the glass to steady it while they eat

I like when they eat the butter lettuce 🥹💗💗💗

graphic that says in bold lettering "remember: no lilies for kitties. even ingesting a tiny amount of pollen can cause fatal kidney failure. don't risk it." the background is a wallpaper of lily drawings and there is a photo of a perfect, fluffy white cat in the bottom right corner.

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

A bright pink speckled rose in bloom. It contrasts nicely against the dark green planter and brown mulch.

My new Pink Don Juan roses in bloom. They're my first attempt at climbing roses and I can't get over that amazing pattern/color. 😍

Unreadable kotaku page filled with shitty ads

Love reading web sites

A standard gray tabby cat sits in the doorway of a lovely cardboard cat house, complete with chimney.

Hey there, CatTV... welcome to my crib! 😺

2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free

2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30

If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...

I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.

Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby. 🫶

between grok and the alexa+ ads where the alexa is being kind of mean to the celebs, what the fuck is this obsession with getting "roasted" by a chatbot??? why are we under the thumb of the fucking friendless!!!!!!!!

a DLSS 5 OFF / ON meme with two identical sticks of computer ram on each side, one labeled $99 and the other labeled $700

this one hurts the most

Like most Jews I think I'd be great at being Italian, OK at being Irish and terrible at being a WASP

Oh who sent me an email? Oh it’s just me emailing myself 2min ago to remember something for later. Let me open it to get rid of the notif, I’m sure I’ll remember the thing anyway

Reminder:

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

Don’t say “oh they can’t get to them”. Don’t say “my cat never bothers flowers.”

Cats who survive have multi day stays at the emergency vet, and it’s expensive. There’s no promise they can save your cat. Again- MASSIVE FATAL CAT TOXIN.

Lilies bad. 2/x

Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

As we roll into Valentine’s Day, and with Easter looming- it’s time for my annual PSA- these kill cats. Period, full stop. Lily pollen is insanely toxic and will destroy their kidneys in 18 hours. If you have cats- THROW LILIES AWAY. 1/

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic!

Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase.

You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat.

I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

So tired of the forced euphemization in everything. "pew pew", "unalived", "SA'd", "PDF file"

staying actively engaged and working with me and our team even as it increasingly became clear this was not attributed to the correct area. I could leave the call to deal with personal stuff knowing it was in good hands. I appreciate his ownership of this - and by displaying a confident, competent face about helped move my coworkers in the right

Using your position as a senior employee or customer to recognize people, maybe helping them improve their own position, is its own reward. That is far, far more power to wield than any complaint.

We've been trying with our Cassie since we got her and continue to strike out. Interested to see if you ever find a winner, cause I'll definitely copy as a shot in the dark!

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

A flat, colorful poster that reads "Avert Catastrophe! Home is where your cat should be" (Originally from 2021!)

Two cats (one tabby, one torbie) lay on a blue couch with an assortment of pillows around them.

Breakfast is done, zoomies are completed, now nap time is about to commence for these stripey girls.

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every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around

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