nazi website is cooking brains

Senator Elizabeth Warren introduced the bipartisan MATCH Act (Modernizing and Targeting American Controls for High-Tech Act) alongside Senator Roger Ricketts.

Just a random token of how bad this stuff sucks, Andy Kim co-introduced this, not Warren, and there is no "Senator Roger Ricketts"

The Vatican vs. Mar-a-Lago Pope Leo XIV is making it impossible to reconcile MAGA politics with Catholic faith.

this is excellent jacobin.com/2026/04/vati...

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Sowing vs reaping!

Patriots are in control, etc

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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Homer J Simpson sat in a bar surrounded by multiple members of Angine de Poitrine, why, we do not know

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Don’t care/not interested/I ran one only 20 minutes slower but the thing is I am a human

the tech fascists think they are so clever and smart but their entire worldview is just a bunch of stale apologetics for race hatred and fascism

Also we won the damn thing so there’s that too

Track meet went considerably faster than I thought it would and now I’m having a large bowl of pho to celebrate

I will not wear baggy jeans

At the “ordering skinny jeans from Pac Sun’s line from 5+ years ago on eBay” level of being disconnected from what the current fashion trends are

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Remarkable.

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

beyond parody lmao

their brains are breaking because for their whole life the story they told themselves has been the godly right wing vs the evil atheist left and now the vicar of christ is saying God is not with them

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Nathan Fielder as Sully

Sometimes I think about this payoff and am convinced all over again that Nathan Fielder should be in Magneto prison

they should keep doing this! It's going really well for them!

ChatGPT is a website. Claude is a website. I will never respect a website. You cannot convince me to treat LLMs as anything different to any other technology. If a website only gets things right sometimes, it's a bad website. I will not be told otherwise.
www.wheresyoured.at/i-will-never...

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Pope Leo manages to get under their skin in a way no one else does. They know he has clear moral authority, and they've thrown what little they have away. It's hard to fight a holy War for Christendom when the de facto head of Christendom says it's immoral.

The idea that war is amoral somehow is of course in direct contradiction to the teachings of the church and he knows that

JD drawing a line between US policy (which he thinks should be off limits to the Vatican) and matters of “morality” (which he thinks is the domain of the Vatican) really does show us how he squares the circle of serving the evil causes of his boss while professing Christ