HAHHAHA this is incredible. I hope your vows are actually who can make the other one laugh more.

Influencers are like “I tested out TEN thousand dollars worth of products so you don’t have to, you piece of shit peasants. Here’s a link to take 20% off though (ad).”

Those have been in my shopping cart before too hahaha I have heard good things!

😁😁

Matt changed @emmaadella.bsky.social life too

#facts

Ordered. YOLO.

Hahaha perfect question to, once again, ask 🙃

100 on his mom doing laundry. I’m sure he has a tat of like a naked woman or something because that’s the only way he will see one lol

*true* because if there is an afterlife of some sort, I want to have glowy, supple angel skin

Thank you for talking through this with me 😂😂😂

I was already closing the door to any future relationships and that about puts the nail in the coffin.

I DONT KNOW GUYS SHOULD I BUY AN AT HOME MICRONEEDLING KIT OR ARE WE GONNA GET BLOWN UP AND SKIN DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE ????

Brutal 😭😭

Hell yeah Brad 😂😂😂😂🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

Me: can remember every lyric and women’s name mentioned in Mambo No. 5

Also me: “Who was the guy I dated for 6 months in 2018?”

Brains are so weird.

Babe, wake up. My new favorite person on Love on the Spectrum just arrived.

I’m old enough to remember the OuTrAgE over “deplorables”

a man in a suit and tie is giving the middle finger and saying `` not good '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving the middle finger and saying `` not good '' .

Lamar is canceled

I’m glad Andrews dropped that ball now. Loser.

Triflin

Consider me radicalized

Can’t wait until we can say “He is imprisoned”

I can’t believe LeBron doesn’t like certain places. What an asshole.

“I took a literal bullet and am phoning in from the afterlife, but he’s just really gone too far this time”

True we’re just left with the ugly, evil and orange shrapnel of what he once was

Remember when you weren’t loved as a child and you never won a spelling bee?

Bron is quiet quitting. Nothing more lol

I want to be reincarnated as Connor Tomlinson ❤️ #LoveOnTheSpectrum

At least it costs a small fortune to fill up their trucks though!

Yes, Chef

Well this might be the most stunning picture my eyes have ever seen (sorry kids)