Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?
I want to more easily spread disease! Why is that such a problem?!
My worm looks dashing!
Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!
IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT WE TAKE DOWN THE DEVIL MASKED AS A CEREAL MASCOT! TONY THE TIGER! HIS HARMFUL BREAKFAST CEREAL HAS HARMED MILLIONS OF CHILDREN!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN
I’m just here to offer you some measles, I have lots to spare.
HELL NO - 🪱
No problem! I’ll even throw in some measles and bird flu for you! FREE!
Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!
Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!
I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
I am! I blame the brainworm!
To spread it!
Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that!
I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
I would’ve been president if I wasn’t a complete nutjob!
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign!
Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
I am very stupid! I think that was the worm’s doing though!
That goes hard!
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out!
Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me.
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
How does he know! I planned it all when I was 9 years old!
Are white people still dealing with the effects of their enslavement in modern day-to-day American culture?
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
As part of the #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN movement, we’re going to normalize the eating of Roadkill! I LOVE spreading disease, (look at what I did in Samoa,) and this is an effective way! Long live disease!
#Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #RFKJR
Ooooooo, that’s a good message!
*dumbest
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain!
(Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭)
#MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR
to, due to HIPPA. Every other country has BANNED this lol, it’s only the US and New Zealand who have this be legal.
Character Break / Explanation: For a LONG time, doctors have complained that patients will come in after seeing an ad and demand a specific medication. When a doctor says “no, this isn’t the right choice” patients harm their business/reputation with negative reviews, which doctors can’t respond 1/?
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’m excited to announce one of my few good decisions! The end of “Direct to Consumer” advertising for medicine!
This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)
It’s better than yours Seagal!
TRUE!
I WILL SOON SPREAD DISEASE TO ALL!
HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE!
WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW!
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
This is not ok, it hurts my feel- *excruciating noises* HELLO HUMANS, IT IS I! THE WORM! PLEASE DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH THIS! ROBERT AND I ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE! HE WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE I GOT HERE - 🪱
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
