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And yes, the ad described AT LENGTH in Chapter 2 is REAL www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2c...
Finally, a 372 Episode that ISN'T about Mayor of Noobtown! Our first Empress Theresa episode is up a week early on Patreon! Grab a garbage bag full of cokes and your favorite bottle of steak sauce and dig in to the madness with us!
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The trouble with these steak bottles was that the cap was so narrow. There was no leverage to twist it. No wonder little old ladies starved to death.
And we will be recording our first full Empress Theresa episode on Friday!
Refresh our memory...
There will be a GOOD book coming out you may be interested in!
Our next book is the legendary EMPRESS THERESA, and the intro episode is unlocked and available wherever you listen now! Long fingers on the cover!!
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Someone is going to be VERY happy in a couple months!
Wow, you are going to be VERY happy in a couple months...
Lair of the White Worm (Stoker, 1911)
"Houston, we have a hell of a rig"
From the guy who discovered "Kaileb's Dream"
We just announced our next book a week early on the 372 Patreon! Start reading before everyone else! Also, see if Conor can discern passages from past 372 books or great classics of literature!
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If you’re a big fan of Project Hail Mary, you should read where it all started- ARTEMIS.
Use this helpful read along podcast! 💁♀️📖 @conorlastowka.bsky.social
Detailed diagrams of all discrete openings or gtfo
We will announce our next book on MONDAY on the 372 Patreon! Join up to find out what it is before everyone else!
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Brief panic attack yesterday seeing Artemis II all over our feeds
To clarify, “that scene from The Lego Movie” the author of Mayor of Noobtown is referencing is when Wildstyle looks around a Lego city alley and sees parts she can appropriate to make a getaway vehicle. This opaque reference is meant to describe the video game mechanic of crafting.
Congrats to the winners of our Mayor of Noobtown patreon meme contest! Check out the whole gallery of entries here: imgur.com/a/xoH6rlC
Even if this had come out, it wouldn't have been the biggest mistake a major publishing house made this month
It's over!!! (Except for 8 more books in the series...) But Mayor of Noobtown is finally over, at least it is on our Patreon, where our latest episode just posted a week early: www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
We will be recording our final MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode on Thursday, praise be to Jim!
Today's the last day of the Kickstarter! Get in on all the fun The RiffTrax Experiments has to offer before it's too late www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
Noobtown meme contest on the 372 Patreon!
Andy Serkis as Shart, no doubt
Congrats to Pappy Pariah on his Oscar win! How naive we were to once think that Bob Honey was the worst book we had ever covered on the podcast...
Our third MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode is now unlocked and available wherever you listen to podcasts! And check out this totally non-depressing screenshot of the Harper Collins website!
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Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0hct...
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