I’m not watching any of this BS on any platform. Let his ratings plunge. F that guy.

The kids and I made a Barbie cake for my wife’s birthday. My daughter chose the Barbie.

So many DMs that say “hello”

All good! Looks like things are settling down around here.

Well it’s windy as heck and I hear sirens…

Yeah I think we’re much better off with China owning it.

Those people don’t give a shit about Californians either.

Well it’s fn windy out there.

Yeah sounds awesome to me

Love this!

I distinctly remember a time when we just had full moons with no special names.

Would love to be on this list, looks like some cool ppl.

The gayest shit imaginable is what you should put up there.

“Little dirty book box”

That’s why I leave erotica in the local little book library

Pulled off the 118 to snap this around Porter Ranch. You can see it this far that’s Encino. It’s miles away. This is messed up I feel like the world is ending.

“Buy stronger glass!”

Got so tired of seeing that grumpy lady on tv griping about her music store being looted…

“First Emma she come. Then I come. Two asses they come a together. I come again and the two asses. Then I come again and pee twice. Then I come again and we’re done.
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What? That’s a how you a spell a Mississippi!”

Thanks! I think we’re OK but doing some pre prep. Texting with a friend I know who lives over there, might go help him get his second car out of there.

Welp

“You wouldn’t have any priceless artifacts we could loot would you? Perhaps some beloved cultural traditions or culinary dishes we could appropriate? There’s a good chap!”

Ha!

Oh and try using the web in mobile. It makes me think of the scene from Idiocracy where the “baitin” guy has this tiny window of actual content inside of a mass frame of ads and flashing bs. I think his user experience was actually better than ours.

Magic

I feel like us ex-threaders are like, colonizing Blue Sky. We’re showing up and saying, right right we’ll just carry on with our bullshit over here… nice sacred land you have, looks like a good spot for a steel mill or whatnot? Cheerio pip pip!

Middle aged me in bed with middle aged wife at 9:30 seeing these ads like, wait aren’t you supposed to be like profiling me or something?

We’re all counting on ya buddy

Doing the right thing is just not in these people’s wheelhouse.