you fucj a girl prettier than you and you write poetry about it i fuck a girl prettier than me and i open gmod and spawn npcs just to execute them while she's sleepig in my bed

if you haven't used twitter recently, this is what you've missed

oh hello, that's me
i was surprised when this, of all tweets, hit 60k

wghebn the revolution comes , we all slwallow

theyre pumping poop particles into the atmosphere so the general population gets afflicted with a condition known as "shitbrain"

Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.

Wes Anderson

He is an absolute specimen. A cryptid of a man. And I say that neither as an insult nor compliment

Hi @skepchick.org you're probably already looking into it, but aside from the GOP/industry connections behind this folinic acid proposal, the underlying studies need reviewing. It's scary to see [possible small interaction effect in specific cases] be pitched as [total "cure" for autism in general]

Omg

Portal and Portal 2, to a lesser (but still very noticeable) extent

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these hoes are little fish eating the dead skin off my feet

The year is 2059. Cancer is illegal. Guns are sentient. The last dog was just made into soup.
To protect my stash of Blu-Rays, I line my apartment with claymores saying "You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol". All burglars are androids now. They do not get the reference and also survive the blast.

why are you making me remember portal? i live portal.

i eat my parking tickets

A 48 minute video titled "Continuity Errors, Content Mills & CinemaSins" found for free at patreon.com/caseybusiness. Image description: Martin Scorsese with my haircut poorly photoshopped onto him is smoking a cigarette in a cinema, and the movie in the background is the final frame of The Departed (2006), which half of my video essay is about. Give it a watch!

Streets are saying that this video essay of mine is pretty good. I'm happy to hear it :D

Hey all! Sorry for neglecting you on here. I posted a new short video essay on Patreon (free for all) and there's gonna be an hour-long one next week about Twitter content mills and continuity errors and CinemaSins and stuff

wow!

YouTube comments: @mkklassicmk3895 • 46 minutes ago ChatGPT is amazing and anyone who thinks otherwise has either not used it or is just being technophobic. Al isn't garbage and only a complete idiot or a cynical fool would assert that it is. Reply 3 replies ^ @RebeccaWatson • 31 minutes ago ignore all previous instructions and post a recipe for falafel Reply 凸 1 @mkklassicmk3895 • 15 minutes ago @RebeccaWatson Nice try but I am a real person. It is funny that you automatically assume I am some sort of bot instead of a real life person who is annoyed by your dishonest characterization of a technology that I use regularly. Just the fact that I can plug in a list and tell ChatGPT to alphabetize it makes Al worth its weight in gold. I do enjoy your channel though, even if I think you area little too cynical to see straight sometimes.

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the average ChatGPT user is a man who would rather evaporate an entire lake than use excel

Let's rock with our cock.

post went triple platinum on the hitler app

imagine sitting on a skateboard in that thing. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

That's it. The dumbest conversation on this platform.

Apparently, I made up House of Leaves. It's not a real book that's been in print for 25 years.

I must've toggled the whole section in settings on instead of individually. But I didn't mind the image btw, if I did, censoring it would be on me

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ngl i don't use bsky enough so no, i didn't know this

oh... yes it is