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They did, and so did my father. Our job is to become everything they weren't. Our duty is to make things better for the next generations.

Is this what happened to Tyrod Taylor?

I don’t know what loser you’re speaking of. But you’re welcome!

So y’all don’t remember huh?

Beep boop. 🤖

Milk <3

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Remember when Roc was in jail and told that dude he was a garbage man?

milk

Billy the Kid’s full name is Billy Goat The Baby Goat

To be honest, I was told by MULTIPLE people, over many years, that the gelato was indeed so damn good.
I just finally took the initiative to go get some.

Hot Hot Heat

How come nobody told me the gelato so good!?!?!?

Normalize booing like a ghost

I’m about to rejoin threads.

Shouldn’t you be sleeping?

Just learned about the American cheese caves.

There is a tongue-in-cheek unit of volume called the Hubble-barn, equal to the volume of a cylinder with cross-sectional area of one barn (100 fm^2 - about the size of a uranium nucleus) and height of one Hubble length (14.4 billion light years).

It works out to three and a half gallons.

This reminds me of the “ONBA” post on the RealGM message board like 15 years ago.

Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children PITTSBURGH—Detailing the harmful, long-term effects of early exposure to the ball club’s dismal on-field product, parents and child safety organizations denounced the Pittsburgh Pirates Monday for dir...

Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children — theonion.com/pirates-unde...

An image with four panels of a man on a bus who says to Zohran, “How do you navigate making it free and also not being seen as a socialist?” “Well, I’m not really worried about that part.”

August Fridays are for watching the State Farm Gamerhood.

EXEC 1: what are we calling our new drink?

EXEC 2: may I present “Mountain Dew”

EXEC 1: omg I love it, it it natural and crisp and refreshing like the name?

EXEC 2: it will crash your central nervous system and make you glow in the dark

EXEC 1: okay great

Costco just made a massive decision — it will not sell F-35 Advanced Fighter planes at any of its 500+ pharmacies. The move comes after pressure from faith-based activists… but the company says “no demand” was the reason. The debate is already on fire.

slightly diminish a band…

Miami (OH) Sound Machine

For full accessible WorldCon schedule, go to seattlein2025.org

My WorldCon schedule! See you soon, Seattle!

Destination Ursa Major

Truly the dumbest game. :(